Naija Jokes- Who is to blame?

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Charmer:::: Hello Sweet Girl

Sweetgirl:::: Hi Lover Boy!

Charmer:::: Can I know you more please?

Sweetgirl:::: 17, female, sweet lips, bootylicious n’ delicious, live in Avondale and you?

Charmer:::: Mmmmmh, I am in love already.

I’m 52, male, 6 pack, big Chest, live in Avondale.

Sweetgirl:::: You’re 52? OMG! Serious. Same age as my dad?

Charmer:::: I’m just so into fresh young beautiful girls.

Sweetgirl:::: Do you have a wife?

Charmer:::: Yes, but not as sexy as you, I have a daughter, she is in her bedroom with her friend doing homework.

Sweetgirl:::: Then why do you like young girls?

Charmer:::: I love them because they are

beautiful not to mention sexy n’ wit fresh boobs n’ booty

Sweetgirl:::: I am also into older men with iPhones, ipads, cash and driving expensive cars.

Charmer:::: I can offer all of that and even more.

Sweetgirl:::: I think we shud meet because

you are in Avondale and I am also here.

Charmer:::: That would be nice, where do I pick you up tomorrow with my new BMW X6 sexy girl?

Sweetgirl:::: Tomorrow I am going to school it won’t be possible.

Charmer:::: Or maybe over the weekend,

going to school is very important. Sweetgirl:::: While still chatting letme continue with my homework I don’t want my dad to know that i have a BlackBerry, he will be mad at me.

Charmer:::: Which homework is that? may be I can assist you. Sweetgirl:::: It’s a Biology assignment and  my friend Lucy is assisting me.

Charmer:::: Hey, your friend’s name is Lucy?

Sweetgirl:::: Yes.

Charmer:::: Exactly where in Avondale are

you? Sweetgirl:::: House number 5 and you?

Charmer:::: Mercy!!! is that you???

Sweetgirl:::: Dad, is that you???

Wahalaaaaaaaaaaa!!

I TIRE

-U earn 50k/month, but u wear human hair of 120k & own a BB Q10 + iPhone5, yet u go 2 church crying 4 miracle when u are already performing magic.

-U are in the car with ur DAD and Rihanna’s song titled “shut up nd drive” is playing ur dad asked “what is d title of this song”? Wat wud u say?

-A man came in contact with a lion face to face in the jungle, imediately he knelt in prayers for God to save him, wen he opened his eyes he found d lion kneelin in front of him in form of prayers, so he asked d lion Are you a christian tooo? The lion replied angrily ” why are you interuptin me, DON’T YOU PRAY BEFORE EATING

5 comments for “Naija Jokes- Who is to blame?

  1. dragoneel
    March 11, 2016 at 2:20 pm

    nice one

  2. Ab
    May 22, 2016 at 12:13 am

    Great and shockin

  3. twominit
    August 30, 2016 at 3:58 pm

    cool guys u made me happy

  4. ANGEL
    October 10, 2016 at 11:43 pm

    fantastic…..de father is 2 blame

  5. March 28, 2017 at 4:10 pm

    SUCH AN EMBARASSMENT

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