Short Jokes – Naija Tori

Donatus: My Girlfriend Birthday na tomorrow, how I fit take Surprise am..

Akpos: Introduce her to your Wife!

 

Janet asked her boyfriend ” how much do you love me ?

Johnbull : I love you so much, can’t measure…….

Janet : No just tell me….

Johnbull : Okay I am like a phone and you are my sim card, there’s no me without you……

Janet :aaaaaawww that is so romantic …….

(Johnbull says 2 himself) see this one !! What if I’m a china phone wit 3 sims ??

 

IS IT TRUE???

It is said that, When a naija woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she loves the most! And When a man does that..

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The slide show begins..!!

-All over the world, people continue to say technology impresses them. But I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food and fine girls LIVE from the Internet.

-When people walk away from your life, call them back…and give them transport fare to make it faster.

-Only in IBADAN you will see an ALBINO with tribal marks! Some parents are wicked…………Lol Happy Weekend

11 comments for “Short Jokes – Naija Tori

  1. Anonymous
    May 3, 2015 at 3:33 pm

    Nigerian jokes are wow

  2. Chikodebe
    May 3, 2015 at 3:34 pm

    Nigerian jokes are wow

  3. FAITH
    July 31, 2015 at 10:31 am

    It’s funny, kip it up

  4. success
    October 5, 2015 at 3:40 pm

    D jokes make sense die.

  5. Swaggkid.
    April 2, 2016 at 4:11 pm

    they r som hw boring

  6. September 3, 2016 at 12:50 am

    man yu the burst my brain>>>

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  8. DESHEWA
    April 24, 2017 at 12:16 am

    ABI NA ALBINO WIT TRIBA MAK ONKY IN NIGERIA U WILL SEE A MAD MAN LUKIN AT IS SIDE B4 CROSIN P .G

  9. chidera alisichukwu
    May 7, 2017 at 12:16 pm

    de joke talk sense

  10. khalifmuffy
    May 12, 2017 at 10:58 am

    e make brain die

  11. Anonymous
    June 9, 2017 at 9:42 pm

    ona wan kill me wit laff

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