Donatus: My Girlfriend Birthday na tomorrow, how I fit take Surprise am..
Akpos: Introduce her to your Wife!
Janet asked her boyfriend ” how much do you love me ?
Johnbull : I love you so much, can’t measure…….
Janet : No just tell me….
Johnbull : Okay I am like a phone and you are my sim card, there’s no me without you……
Janet :aaaaaawww that is so romantic …….
(Johnbull says 2 himself) see this one !! What if I’m a china phone wit 3 sims ??
IS IT TRUE???
It is said that, When a naija woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she loves the most! And When a man does that..
The slide show begins..!!
-All over the world, people continue to say technology impresses them. But I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food and fine girls LIVE from the Internet.
-When people walk away from your life, call them back…and give them transport fare to make it faster.
-Only in IBADAN you will see an ALBINO with tribal marks! Some parents are wicked…………Lol Happy Weekend