Patrick Obahiangbor reacts to Super Eagles Victory

“Its my emblem pleasure to congratulate our Superior Melofarm exclamagated Bermasaur on their recent victory against ivory coast. As the refermed, solid giants are to face Winners of the later game in an uncavoured camfamgnam match, my empyrean paradisiac rendezvous advice to the Super Eagles is for them to recumbently metragaloblicly­ believe in God. If possible, they should parademically paralyze their pistulated orthodexial legs. I wish Them arxiatical luck” ­ ♥♥.

Abeg una understand anything?


Akpors & HIV

Akpors last week moved with his wife to Victoria Island, Lagos. A thief came to his house one night and threatened to inject him with blood containing the HIV virus if he didn’t drop all the money he collected from the bank the day before. Akpors: Are you going to leave me with the money if I allow you to inject me with the HIVvirus?

The Thief: I will not collect the money and I will leave you. On hearing this, he told the thief to give him 2 minutes and he went to the toilet. When he came back from the toilet, he asked the thief to inject him with the HIV virus.The frustrated thief injected him with the HIV virus and left immediately. Immediately the thief left, the wife became hysterical

The Wife: What the hell did you just do?

Akpors: Don’t mind the silly thief, he doesn’t know that I put on a condom the other time I went to the toilet..LWKMD.


How Super Eages Won Ivory Coast

Before Super Eagles match against the Elephants the Holy Spirit inspired Super Eagles not to eat draw soups but advised and taught them how to eat a special draw soup called “DRAW-gba” and Super Eagles prepared and finished that draw soup called DRAW-gba and that was how CIV became powerless and useless!

2 comments for “Patrick Obahiangbor reacts to Super Eagles Victory

  1. Anonymous
    March 22, 2018 at 8:41 pm


  2. Diva
    April 13, 2018 at 4:27 pm

    Dictionary levels

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