Nigerian Police : LOL!

Nigerian Police officers at a road block …. as motorists are stuck in jam he stops a trailer

policeman : where is your permit

driver: hands in permit

policeman : do you have extinguisher.

driver : yes its there ….

policeman : light up your indicators

driver: exactly on point indicators work ….

policeman : do you have seat belt

driver : yes u can check …..

policeman : hoot a bit i hear …

driver: pipipipi

policeman turns to his fellow officer and says the man has everything let’s leave let him go.

As the motorist drives away officer shouts : is your simcard registered ?

motorist: no

officer : swine park there!. How can you drive without registering your number what if you get accident how will we identify you ….

Why Na?

1. You will cheat on your partner, you will still cheat during exams.. Your be cheetah??

2. You fix eye lashes like toothbrush, tattoo your body like vitafoam design, wear earrings like alloyrims and you want a God fearing man.. Sorry, God won’t give his saint to Devil’s saint, it doesn’t work that way.

3. Some girls will be scratching their buttocks in public as if it’s recharge card…Haba!

4. Some girls handbag be looking like ballot boxes.. as if they wanna go rig election.

5. Guys don’t put banana inside their boxers to deceive you girls, why put foam bra and foam bum bum to deceive guyz. You case dey heaven.

6. Girls and love of money shaaa!.. How can you be asking me “where is my gift? “on mother’s day?.. Are you my mother?

12 comments for “Nigerian Police : LOL!

  1. Anonymous
    July 1, 2014 at 12:45 am

    Can’t stop laughing

  2. Foday Mark Kamara
    May 15, 2015 at 3:45 pm

    All Correct Jore

  3. 13,22 Oloye Badder
    October 25, 2015 at 3:19 pm

    Correct !!!

  4. biola
    August 3, 2016 at 8:01 pm

    hmmmm,some girls they share brain with antelope, no mind them jare

  5. OMO
    September 12, 2016 at 2:14 pm

    True talk

  6. Chimereze
    October 18, 2016 at 2:07 am

    Jokes Kul

  7. May 16, 2017 at 2:17 pm

    lolz… u no go kill me wit laughter

  8. elijah's crush
    July 9, 2017 at 7:38 pm

    police wahala it’ true

  9. Blemzzy
    December 15, 2017 at 2:04 pm

    LWKMD u won’t kill me

  10. Anonymous
    January 24, 2018 at 4:17 pm


  11. yusuf gideon
    February 7, 2018 at 3:09 pm

    lol its intresting

  12. Joshua
    February 24, 2018 at 11:32 pm

    Funny enough

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