What Do You Think??

What Do You Think??
i am very suprised he has delete me from his BB, even if I call him , he does nt pick, he even delete me from his facebook and twitter.

Just bcos I gave him this list, for Xmas & new year, uptil now I’ve never seen him again. just bcos I said he shud buy:
1. Brazillian hair- N95k (ninety five thousand)
2. Gucci bag- N350k (three hundred and fifty thousand)
3. Louis vitton wallet- N60k (sixty thousand )
4. Prada shoes- N140k (hundred & forty thousand)
5. DNKY wrist watch- N70k (seventy thousand)
6. Aldo sandals- N28k (twenty five thousand)
7. Blackberry porsche- N235k (two hundred & thirty five thousand)
one Ipad 5 and a Ticket Dubai for two weeks, and N500k ….. (five hundred thousand) for pocket money .
Please tell me, is this enough reason for him to leave me,, if he really love me?
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WADAYA THINK?

 

MEANING OF KISS

Prof. of Algebra: a “KISS” is infinity, because it is two dividedby nothing (not zero).

Prof. of Geometry: a “KISS” is the shortest distance between two lips.

Prof. of Physics: a “KISS” is the contraction of two mouths, due to the expansion of the heart.

Prof. of Chemistry: a “KISS” is the reaction of an interaction between two hearts.

Prof. of Zoology: a “KISS” is the interchange of friendly salivary bacteria.

Prof. of Physiology: a “KISS” is the juxtaposition of two orbicularis oris muscles in the state of contraction.

Prof. of Dentistry: a “KISS” is bothinfectious & antiseptic.

Prof. of Accounting: a “KISS” is a credit because it is profitable when returned.

Prof. of Economics: a “KISS” is that thing for which the demand is always higher than the supply.

Prof. of Statistics: a “KISS” is an event whose probability dependson the vital statistics of two minds and hearts.

Prof. of Philosophy: a “KISS” is persecution for the child, ecstasy for youth, and homage for the old.

Prof. of English: a “KISS” is a nounthat is used as a conjunction; it ismore common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.

Prof. of Computer Science: What is a “KISS”? It looks to be an undefined variable, whose possible value can equal love.

Prof. of Architecture: a “KISS” is a process which builds a solid bondbetween two dynamic objects.

1 comment for “What Do You Think??

  1. chidera alisichukwu
    May 7, 2017 at 12:24 pm

    dis girl na real criminal

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