‘can I kiss you?
Girl: No not today
This goes on for 10mins, then the girl’s brother appears at the gate and said:
Dad says whether you kiss him or not it’s your decision , but tell that MUMU to remove his hand from the intercom button, everyone at home is listening to your conversations!!!
Three drunk men who were under the influence of drugs, stopped a taxi. The taxi driver figured they were not in their right minds, so he just switched on the engine & switched it off & told them”We have arrived “.
The 1st man gave him money, the 2nd man said “Thank u” while the 3rd slapped him! The taxi driver got surprised thinking the 3rd guy that slapped him realized the car didn’t move an inch, so he asked;”what was That (slap) for?” The drunk man replied “Control your speed next time.
A son asks his father, “What can you tell me about politics? I have to learn about it for school tomorrow.” The father thought some and said, “OK, son, the best way I can describe politics is to use an analogy. Let’s say that I’m a capitalist because I’m the breadwinner. Your mother will be the government because she controls everything, our maid will be the working class because she works for us, you will be the people because you answer to us, and your baby brother will be the future. Does that help any?” The little boy said, “Well, Dad, I don’t know, but I’ll think about what you said.”
Later that night, after everyone had gone to bed, the little boy was awaken by his baby brother’s crying. Upon further investigation, he found a dirty diaper. So, he went down the hall to his parent’s bedroom and found his father’s side of the bed empty and his mother wouldn’t wake up. Then he saw a light on in the guest room down the hall, and when he reached the door, he saw through the crack that his father was in bed with the maid. The son then turned and went back to bed.
The next morning, he said to his father at the breakfast table, “Dad, I think I understand politics much better now.” “Excellent, my boy,” he answered, “What have you learned?”
The little boy thought for a minute and said, “I learned that capitalism is screwing the working class, government is sound asleep ignoring the people, and the future’s full of crap.
Pastor Akpors was praying for a man possessed with a demon. He says ……..”In the name of Jesus say what you want from this man & come out of him.”
The demon answers, ”I want him to win the America Lotto Draw worth $200billion tonight. The pastor lowered the microphone and whispered, ”In Jesus name, get out of him and enter into me….. I beg” LOLz! Happy Weekend!
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