Ans: Not yet , in 30 minutes
2. When its raining and someone notice you going out yet they ask, are you going out in this rain?
Ans: “No! In the next one.”
3. They see you coming out of the bathroom wet, yet they ask, “Did you just have a bath?
Ans: “No, i fell into the toilet bowl.”
4. You’re standing in front of the elevator on the ground floor going to your office, yet they ask, “Are you going up?”
Ans: “No, i’m waiting for my Office to come down and get me.”
5. Someone calls you at 2am , waking you up and asks,”Are you sleeping?
Ans: “No! I’m picking beans.”
6. Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch of flowers, and you still ask, “Are those flowers?
Ans: “No baby, they’re carrots!”
7. You are in the toilet and lock the door and someone knocks, asking, “Is anyone there?”
Ans: “No! Na shit LOCK DOOR….” Mtsheeeeeeew!!
8. You are in a queue at the cinema to buy ticket, a friend saw you and asked, “What are you doing here?”
Ans: “I’m here to pay my school fees…” ODE!!
9. When they see you lying down with your eyes closed and they still ask, are you sleeping??
Ans: “No! Am practicing death”
10. You see me carrying my child and you ask ” Is that your son”
“No! he is just visiting – was taking him the bus stop”