Naija Story- See Job Application Letter

naija jokes photoTo Office  Manager Aproko PLC

Sir,

Forget all di oda applicants, na me be di best!

– Organizing shit- na me

-customer support &shit- I dey

-calling number &shit- double check

-Faxing numbers &shit- MOTHEERFLIPPING  check all dat

 

You know believe me? oya checkout!

 

-I be original fine boy, both Mariam, Ngozi & Bola dey fight for me.

-I be smart boy, runs guy, I fit perform magic sef, if you want when I come I show you.

-For better office moral, na me you dey find, if person cry I dey sympatetic.

 

You want my CV? No need, when you don get di FACTS!

 

I am honourable. The son of a librarian and Capricon (you wan try)

I sabi fight crime on weekend but me I no dey wear all that superman cloth that one na for pimps.

I am dependable, just call my name, I’ll be dia.

 

So, tomorow I go come collect my appointment letter and sign all necessary shit. No need for interview, I swear, you go love me. I get your address from google because my internet skills are di shit men! I don go one mama put near ya office so, I know di area

 

Love,

Innocent

 

PST

My favorite coulour na white cause it rhymes wit ‘tight’ i.e me.

Also, una dey give transport money?

3 comments for “Naija Story- See Job Application Letter

  1. jah positive
    March 13, 2016 at 2:42 am

    rubbish guy wey find work shit mhennn

  2. OMO
    November 14, 2016 at 6:44 pm

    im na bahdo im go get d job now no tym

  3. December 20, 2016 at 6:18 pm

    dis is rubbish shit u r all crazy

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