Forget all di oda applicants, na me be di best!
– Organizing shit- na me
-customer support &shit- I dey
-calling number &shit- double check
-Faxing numbers &shit- MOTHEERFLIPPING check all dat
You know believe me? oya checkout!
-I be original fine boy, both Mariam, Ngozi & Bola dey fight for me.
-I be smart boy, runs guy, I fit perform magic sef, if you want when I come I show you.
-For better office moral, na me you dey find, if person cry I dey sympatetic.
You want my CV? No need, when you don get di FACTS!
I am honourable. The son of a librarian and Capricon (you wan try)
I sabi fight crime on weekend but me I no dey wear all that superman cloth that one na for pimps.
I am dependable, just call my name, I’ll be dia.
So, tomorow I go come collect my appointment letter and sign all necessary shit. No need for interview, I swear, you go love me. I get your address from google because my internet skills are di shit men! I don go one mama put near ya office so, I know di area
My favorite coulour na white cause it rhymes wit ‘tight’ i.e me.
Also, una dey give transport money?