A baby boy was born in a hospital laughing instead of crying. The more the midwives beat him the harder he laughed, sundenly the doctor noticed that he had something in his hand. So he pulled his tiny hands apart and discovered that he was holding 3 abortion pils and 5 morning after pills. The baby
looked at his mother and said. No weapon formed against me shall prosper !
Apparently David Beckham is devastated to be left out of the Olympics. It’s not all bad news for the Beckham family though, as Victoria is being tipped to be used in the Javelin event.
Can You See?
I bumped into an old school friend today. He started showing off, talking about his well paid job and expensive sports car. Then he pulled out a photo of his wife and said, “She’s beautiful, isn’t she?”
I said, “If you think she’s gorgeous, you should see my girlfriend.”
He said, “Why? Is she a stunner?”
I said, “No, she’s an optician.” Gbosa!!!
Happy New Week!!
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