My Cheque Book
Ebenezer Anangfio lost his cheque booklet and went to the bank two days after to report it.
Bank manager: I warned you to be careful with your cheque book Mr Anangfio, because anyone can forge your signature.
Mr Anangfio: I am not a fool. I have already signed all the cheques, so they won’t have space to forge my signature!
Ekaete was pregnant and her madam was angry…..
Madam :- Ekaete! But i told you that if a man touches your breast, you should say ‘DON’T’ and if he touches your privates you should say ‘STOP!’
Ekaete :- But But maram…Na the two e dey touch at once, so I just dey tell am ‘DON’T STOP’.
A boy found a bag of money and called one FM radio station saying;
Boy: “Hello, I found a lost bag wit $100,000.00, an I.D and a master card belonging to one Mr. Ifeanyi Arato, plot 4 Park View Estate, Ikoyi.
PRESENTER: u r such an honest boy! So, I believe u want 2 return the bag?
BOY: Nooooo I dey craze??? for what?? I just want 2 dedicate a song 2 him. pls play him, “Chop my money” by P Square ft Akon