Naija Story -Mr. Elizabeth

nigerian jokesOne assassin burst enta a couples’ bedroom as dem dey nack sleep in the middle of a night. He said to them, “I be  assassin & I dey here to kill u both but before I kill anyone, I wan ask for ya  names so that I can have it written down in my diary.
 He pointed the gun at the woman and asked, “Woman, what is your name? She answered, “My name is Elizabeth.” (in a shaky voice). Assassin: “Oh…that’s my… late mother’s name. I’ve made a vow never to hurt anyone that bears that name because my Mum was the best Mother in the world, and for that reason, woman you are forgiven & free to go.”
He then turned to the man and asked, “Man, what’s your name? The man answered, “My name is Samuel … but my friends call me ELIZABETH!!!”=))

3 comments for “Naija Story -Mr. Elizabeth

  1. Rukky
    January 10, 2016 at 9:54 am

    Hahahahahahaha……..My mouth is gonna tear!

  2. Ola
    February 18, 2016 at 9:23 pm

    Smart hubby!

  3. March 31, 2016 at 3:58 pm

    you people will not kill me

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