There was a Japanese who went to Nigeria for sightseeing. On the last day, he hired a cab and told the driver to drive to the Airport. During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi. Thereupon, the man leaned out of the window excitedly and yelled, “Honda, very fast! Made in Japan !!!. After a while, a Toyota sped past the taxi and again the Japanese man leaned out of the window and yelled, “Toyota, very fast! Made in Japan!” And then a Mitsubishi sped past the taxi. For the third time, the Japanese leaned out of the window and yelled, “Mitsubishi, very fast! Made in Japan!” The driver was a little angry, but he kept quiet. And this went on for quite a number of cars. Finally, the taxi came to the airport. The fare was 6000 naira. !!!!The Japanese exclaimed, “What the ??? so expensive!!!” There upon, the driver yelled back, “Meter, Made in Naija VERY VERY FAST !!!!! Oloshi!
A Pastor was preaching in a Church and announces:- “If you know your wife is controlling you, move to the left!” All the men in the Church moved to the left, except one man.
The Pastor was amused and asked: “Howcome your wife can’t control you?” The man kindly replied by saying: “Pastor, its my wife who says I should not move from here ooo, I no want wahala!! Ejoooo!