A man dies. In heaven he sees a large wall full of clocks and he asked the angel
MAN: wat are dis 4?
ANGEL: dey are lie clocks if u tell a lie on earth , it moves here in heaven.
Man:who own dis one (pointin 2 a clock)
ANGEL: its 4 mother theresa it never moves b’cos she doesnt tell lies
MAN: where are d clocks of nigerian politicians?
ANGEL: it’s in our office we use dem as fan since dey don’t stop moving…..lolzz
If you born pikin wey get big lips, name am Philips.
If you born pikin wey get Big nose, name am Nosa.
If you born Pikin wey no fine, name am Obasanjo
If you born pikin wey resemble Dog, name Douglass.
If you born pikin wey other people dey abuse, name am Tinubu
If you born pikin for inside shop, name am Bishop.
If u born pikin wey fat, name am Fatima.
If you born Pikin wey thin, name am Tina.