Naija Story- Lie Clocks

naija funny

 

 

A man dies. In heaven he sees a large wall full of clocks and he asked the angel
MAN: wat are dis 4?
ANGEL: dey are lie clocks if u tell a lie on earth , it moves here in heaven.
Man:who own dis one (pointin 2 a clock)
ANGEL: its 4 mother theresa it never moves b’cos she doesnt tell lies

MAN: where are d clocks of nigerian politicians?
ANGEL: it’s in our office we use dem as fan since dey don’t stop moving…..lolzz

 

Naming Tinz

If you born pikin wey get big lips, name am Philips.

If you born pikin wey get Big nose,  name am Nosa.

If you  born Pikin wey no fine,  name am Obasanjo

If you born pikin wey resemble Dog, name Douglass.

If you born pikin wey other people dey abuse, name am Tinubu

If you born pikin for inside shop, name am Bishop.

If u born pikin wey fat,  name am Fatima.

If you born Pikin wey thin, name am Tina.

3 comments for “Naija Story- Lie Clocks

  1. Swaggkid.
    February 18, 2016 at 12:22 pm

    TUALE.

  2. williams
    April 13, 2016 at 1:08 am

    I dey hail oo

  3. Skai
    September 5, 2016 at 2:20 am

    No bi soo

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