Naija Story- If Animals Fit Access Facebook….

animals  and facebookIf ANIMALS could access FACEBOOK……. …..These are most likely to be their STATUS UPDATES.

COCKROACH:- ” Hi Friends, I Just find out say BAGON na Ice Cream, Infact, E sweet past Sugar sef

CHICKEN :- ” If you don’t see My status update tomorrow, it means i’m being served as Food at a nearby’ CHICKEN REPUBLIC ‘….We shall meet in Heaven! ‘

PIG :- ” Chei! I no know Why people dey always gossip say i Dirty, Na wetin concern… them…nonsense ! ”.

RAM:- “Yehhh!!!!….S ALLAH is comming, God, My life dey your Hand ooooo…”

RAT:- ”Hmmmm.. These tenant no know say i senior them for this house, Imagine….. Dem wan use trap catch me…Na today?

SPIDER :- “I’m planning to build something like a Third Mainland Bridge now, I hope this dirty tenants wont do cleaning to spoil my plans sha”

DOG :- ” I hate calabar people with Passion!! Lol

 

1 comment for “Naija Story- If Animals Fit Access Facebook….

  1. March 4, 2016 at 10:21 am

    If it happens what would said about it ?

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