COCKROACH:- ” Hi Friends, I Just find out say BAGON na Ice Cream, Infact, E sweet past Sugar sef
CHICKEN :- ” If you don’t see My status update tomorrow, it means i’m being served as Food at a nearby’ CHICKEN REPUBLIC ‘….We shall meet in Heaven! ‘
PIG :- ” Chei! I no know Why people dey always gossip say i Dirty, Na wetin concern… them…nonsense ! ”.
RAM:- “Yehhh!!!!….S ALLAH is comming, God, My life dey your Hand ooooo…”
RAT:- ”Hmmmm.. These tenant no know say i senior them for this house, Imagine….. Dem wan use trap catch me…Na today?
SPIDER :- “I’m planning to build something like a Third Mainland Bridge now, I hope this dirty tenants wont do cleaning to spoil my plans sha”
DOG :- ” I hate calabar people with Passion!! Lol