Acceptance Speech by Madam: From di botom of my hat and my husbans botom i say tank you for dis policy given to me for ruling. I promise to finalize all di short comingses of my great nation Bayelsa state. Never mind say I dey Abuja I will cary my duty onboarded and perform from remote. Tank u wans again for dis mighty oposition awarded towords me. Amem!
Wahala dey ooooo!!! Laugh go make me finish my airtime!
Yeepa…dis report for duty be like say na world war 3 wan happen. Naijs make una fear oo. Everybody prepare to return to ya village before Dame use her convoy demage person.