GOODLUCK: I wonder what’s going on next door.
PATIENCE: It’s a birthday party!
GOODLUCK: Whose birthday party is it?
PATIENCE: I’m sure it’s Tuyu’s birthday.
GOODLUCK: How do you know?
PATIENCE: I heard them singing ”Happy Birthday Tuyu!’
The Phone Message
Donatus, a very shy boy, fell in love with a girl, name witheld, but never proposed to her. They were so closed to the extent that he found it difficult to tell her. One day, Donatus decided to express his feelings through a text message at about 12:00am with the following WORDS: “Dear…I Love You, but I’m afraid to tell you. Hope You Love me too, reply me if you do” Few seconds after he sent the Message, he got an alert on his phone and felt so happy.
Donatus decided to open it the next day for a big surprise, he slept off. The next day, he checked the message to read the Suprise package from her but was shocked after opening the Message. Guess what he Read??Here is it:
“Dear Customer, Message Sending Failed due to Insufficient Balance. Please Recharge Your Account As Soon As Possible, Thank You. Poor Bastard!