Naija Story- Confession LWKMD

naija confessionMan: Pastor, I have sinned.

Pastor : My son, what did you do, just  confess what exactly you did and it shall br well. God Almighty will forgive you.

Man: (sobbing), Pastor I committed adultery with several of the female church members

Pastor : can you mention their names and how many times you slept with each of them? You see, for your forgiveness to be complete, you need to mention them, so that we can also pray for them.

Man…: Aaaah Pastor I can’t, I am too ashamed.

Pastor; Okay this is what we will do; after service, we will go to the church entrance together and watch members come out, once anyone you have slept with comes out, just say ‘pau’. If it is once you slept with her. The Number of times you say ‘pau’ will indicate the Number of times you slept with that particular person.

And so they went to the church entrance after service. The Head usher passes wriggling her buttocks.

Man: Pau. Pau

Pastor: The Lord forgive you. Deacon’s wife passes carrying bible.

Man: Pau

Pastor :May the Lord forgive you. A choir member passes singing.

Man: Pau pau pau

Pastor: God will forgive you. Yes, he will.

Lo and  behold…Pastor’s wife passes by and Man goes off like a machine gun.

Man: Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau

Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau

Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau

Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau

Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau

Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau

Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau

Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau

Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau

Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau…

Pastor: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeee paaaa!!! May God punish your father!!!!!!! God will never forgive you!

LWKMD, Yeye man, yeye amebo pastor.

If you like this , click the facebook button below and share with your friendsCool

3 comments for “Naija Story- Confession LWKMD

  1. stargirl
    August 1, 2015 at 2:07 pm

    Comment *hmmmn na wa for de pasito’s wife

  2. Anonymous
    October 25, 2015 at 7:13 pm

    Omg pastor’s wife

  3. Naskey
    May 28, 2016 at 10:09 pm

    Haha pastor wife try oh

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published.