Naija Story- Akpos Join Army

naija animal in army uniform

 

Akpos go join di Nigeria Army. After di hard training wey im receive, Akpos successfully pass out from The Nigeria Army. For pass out ceremoney na so oga commandant dey assign posting.

Commdt: Ambali kuka!
Ambali: Sir!
Commdt: Posted to Kogi State.
Ambali: Yes sir, thank u sir!
Commdt: Muniru Sulaiman!
Muniru: Sir!
Commdt: Posted to Delta State.
Muniru: Yes sir, thank u sir!
Commdt: Akpos Ojong Itikoloko!
Akpors: Sir!!
Commdt: Posted to Borno State.
Akpors: RETIRED SIR, THANK YOU SIR, I no wan die sir!!

(Na who wan go die with Boko Haram for Borno)

 

Girl & Boy Discussion
Gurl :- How much you love me ?
B0i :- I ? I love you s0 much, I can’t measure.
Gurl :- N0, Just tell me naKiss
B0i :- 0h ok, I be like a ph0ne & you go be  sim card. Der is n0 me without you.
Gurl *blushing*Kiss :- Awwwwww dat is s00000 r0mantic
B0i says to himself :- See mumu!! Watt if i’m a china ph0ne with three sims? ode!

15 comments for “Naija Story- Akpos Join Army

  1. Anonymous
    August 7, 2015 at 5:24 pm

    Gud boy. Comment *

  2. akpos delame
    September 6, 2015 at 5:20 pm

    akpos is a fucker with mercy johnson at her nnashi

  3. small
    September 11, 2015 at 1:55 am

    We dey feel u o akpo frm Alabama.

  4. September 14, 2015 at 11:09 pm

    lol

  5. purity
    November 12, 2015 at 11:37 pm

    dz na tru tlk

  6. Auto_dahbrain
    December 13, 2015 at 9:15 am

    LOL..

  7. samson
    December 15, 2015 at 10:39 pm

    i lov ur jok akpos

  8. Anonymous
    March 20, 2016 at 2:12 pm

    We dey feel u akpos,go on bros

  9. GREYHAM BLUE
    April 12, 2016 at 10:44 am

    I HEARD OF AKPOS BACK IN D US
    PLS,MANAGE THIS RECHARGE CARD PIN
    101055623489723 MTN

  10. Anonymous
    May 4, 2016 at 11:48 pm

    Akpos u 2 much,I love ur jokes

  11. Benjam mad
    June 19, 2016 at 11:54 am

    Akpo funny

  12. TIMMZY
    November 11, 2016 at 10:53 pm

    Bad man aakkppposssss

  13. December 2, 2016 at 3:09 pm

    so funny

  14. HENRY
    February 1, 2017 at 8:51 am

    Good day Nigeria, this is my story, Nigerian Army is not a place to get into if you don’t have any influence, i sat for army exam 3 good times and i was never given any hope for Admission i was declined and with the level of my intelligence i knew very well that i passed the exam but how they manipulated things it really surprise me, i further took another form on the following year but still the same thing and on the third time i was searching on the internet when i saw a guy post concern how to call MAJOR TURKUR BURATAI YUSUF with this number +2348062594081, after much talk with him my life changed for the better. even if you name did not come out, just try and call him IF YOU KNOW YOU WERE UNABLE TO REGISTER FOR THE 76RRI RECRUIT HERE IS OPPORTUNITY FOR YOU TO REGISTER NOW and you want to join them for the training that will commence here in zaria, now am in the NIGERIA ARMY. MAY THE ALMIGHTY LORD BLESS HIM FOR ME….

  15. HENRY
    February 1, 2017 at 8:54 am

    Good day Nigeria, this is my story, Nigerian Army is not a place to get into if you don’t have any influence, i sat for army exam 3 good times and i was never given any hope for Admission i was declined and with the level of my intelligence i knew very well that i passed the exam but how they manipulated things it really surprise me, i further took another form on the following year but still the same thing and on the third time i was searching on the internet when i saw a guy post concern how to call MAJOR TURKUR BURATAI YUSUF with this number +2348062594081, after much talk with him my life changed for the better. even if you name did not come out, just try and call him IF YOU KNOW YOU WERE UNABLE TO REGISTER FOR THE 76RRI RECRUIT HERE IS OPPORTUNITY FOR YOU TO REGISTER NOW and you want to join them for the training that will commence here in zaria, now am in the NIGERIA ARMY. MAY THE ALMIGHTY LORD BLESS HIM FOR ME….c

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