Na so I dey waka my own for raod jeje dey enjoy ma life when I take corner eye see one aboki dey wrapp im mobile phone wit a hanky. I dey wonder come do amebo ask am , oga wetin you dey do na? He say ” walahi , I wan call my brooda for kano, e dey owe me moni, so I wan hide my number make e no know say na me bcos if e seee my number he no go pick the phone. Abeg oo, laugh don make me wan go bath on top transformer!
A girl walked into an elevator, turned, smiled at a man next to her and said; T.G.I.F. The man smiled back and said; S.H.I.T. The Girl frowned at him and said with an angry voice; T.G.I.F. The man smiled and said again; S.H.I.T. The girl got pissed off and said; Look Mr, i’m trying to be nice to you by saying Thank God It’s Friday and you come up with your stupid remark! The man said; I was trying to be nice too by correcting you. Sorry Honey It’s Thursday