Naija Story -100 kisses

naija funny love letter

 

Akpos travel go do business for anoda state, im come write letter to im wife…..

My dear Sulia,

I no go fit send money dis month oo because business no dey too move, economy tight, infact global market crisis dey and don dey affect my business performance so na 100 kisses I dey send you. You be my sweetheart, my honey, my sweet potato abeg manage and adjust.

Your loving husband Akpos

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His wife come reply am …

My dear Akpos, papa lolo, honey mi.  Thanks for di 100 kisses. Below you go see list of expenses wey I pay with di Kisses…:

1. Obiora wey dey sell provision agree give us provision for one week for 2 kisses.

2. Di NEPA man agree say im no go disconnect only after 7 kisses.

3. Oga landlord, Baba Tope dey come every day dey collect 2 or 3 kisses instead of to dey take monthly rent.

4. Aboki Rabiu wey dey sell meat  no dey take kisses  so I dey give am alternative pleasures,  I hope say you understand. Kiss

5. Miscellaneous expenses, 40 kisses.

Please no worry about me oo I still get balance of 35 kisses and I go take am survive dis new month using this balance…

Shall I plan the same for the next month..???

 

Your Sweetie.pie

Sulia

 

6 comments for “Naija Story -100 kisses

  1. Rukky
    January 9, 2016 at 4:22 pm

    Lol!

  2. williams
    April 13, 2016 at 1:44 am

    Lolx

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  4. January 16, 2017 at 8:25 am

    Nice Post
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  5. Anonymous
    February 14, 2017 at 9:56 am

    lolzzzzz

  6. Dominica
    February 25, 2017 at 10:15 am

    Lwkmd! Nice one jare.

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