Naija News : Nigeria My Beloved Country

NIGERIA….MY BELOVED COUNTRY.

• Where our mothers use ice cream bowls to store pepper in the fridge

• Where ladies don’t accept flowers for valentine or birthday.

• Where lizard go look ur eyeball, node head say “notin dey happen guy”

• Where a blind beggar will reject a fake nairanote.

• Where Groundnuts are sold in BOTTLES and WATER is sold in SATCHETS.

• Where parents claim they were always first position in school.

• Where You Can Be A Driver For Years Without A ‘DRIVER’s LICENCE’

• Where government officials don’t know the national anthem.

•Where Gala and Lacasera are d best options wen stuck in traffic.

• Where you are jailed for stealing Maggi and given a chieftancy title for stealing millions.

• Where we fight for everything. To gain admission to university, to get a job and worse still to enter a bus!

• Where u are robbed of your phone and the robbers come back for ur Pin code n charger.

• Where ur type of GENERATOR shows how RICH you are.

• Where you can easily blame your family members in the village for your problems.

• Where rich men must have pot belly.

• WHERE IF U DO ANYHOW U GO SEE ANYHOW.

• Where generator is a social amenity.

• Where people dey collect change for beggarhand.

• Where igbo men produce Toyota camry jeans and Dr’dre slippers

• Where the man who had no shoes is the president.

•Where bb torch is sold in traffic for N12k!!!!

13 comments for “Naija News : Nigeria My Beloved Country

  1. Anonymous
    April 22, 2015 at 9:51 pm

    Very creative

  2. Anonymous
    June 4, 2015 at 10:22 am

    hilarious

  3. Anonymous
    January 16, 2016 at 10:42 pm

    Nt really

  4. Anonymous
    February 19, 2016 at 3:24 pm

    LOL

  5. Anonymous
    March 24, 2016 at 10:24 am

    Stupid work of art

  6. brizzy
    June 9, 2016 at 12:15 pm

    true dat

  7. KIMMY
    July 12, 2016 at 9:44 pm

    NICE REALLY

  8. OMO
    September 12, 2016 at 2:21 pm

    An ok on needs more creativity

  9. September 19, 2016 at 9:54 pm

    NICE ONE

  10. December 29, 2016 at 11:24 pm

    Guy U Too Gud

  11. gbemisola
    February 23, 2017 at 12:01 pm

    very good does that re nt well entertained go and create ur own orbiiiii

  12. comfort
    March 16, 2017 at 9:14 pm

    i once buy d bb touch for 9k e last for 5minit and i no c d man were sell am 4 me till now

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