Naija News- Driver I Dey Go Ijebu-Ode

A girl of 14 was put on a bus from Onitsha to Lagos by her mother to spend holiday with her aunty. Her mother tells her before she gets on the bus ” No forget to tell the conductor to tell you when una don reach ijebu-ode oh”
About 15 mins into the journey, the girl shouts to the conductor ” Conductor when we reach ijebu-ode, tell me oh abeg”. Conductors says no problem. When they get to Benin, the girl shouts again “Conductor we never reach ijebu-ode? Abeg no forget oh.” Conductor says ” we never reach now, i go tell you when we reach there, u hear”. … Another 30 minutes and she shouts again from the back of the bus ” conductor, no forget oh, !!!”
At this point the other passengers are getting irritated and shout back at the girl “shebi, the conductor don tell you sey, him go tell you when we reach there, wetin u come dey shout here, abeg keep quiet now !!”. They get to Ore and she attempts to shout ” Conductor, i still dey here oh,  ! Ijebu-ode and now everyone is very angry and shouts the little girl down. After that, she keeps quiet throughout the rest of the journey, and the conductor forgets about the girl and the bus goes straight to Ojota.
The girl then shouts again ” We never reach the ijebu-ode ?” Then the passengers felt sorry for the girl and told the conductor that they had to take the girl back to Ijebu ode. When they got there, the conductor says to the girl ” This na the Ijebu-ode, come down, The little girl says, ” This na Ijebu-ode? Na here my mama sey make i take my melecin, oya make we dey go Lagos!!

39 comments for “Naija News- Driver I Dey Go Ijebu-Ode

  1. naluga
    May 23, 2015 at 10:07 am

    Lolz….. Verry funny

  2. Anonymous
    June 4, 2015 at 11:45 pm

    Very good

  3. MIKE DPSALMIST
    July 13, 2015 at 9:00 pm

    ABEG I NO FIT LAUGH

  4. KATH
    July 19, 2015 at 8:56 pm

    Comment *UNA TO MUCH

  5. Anonymous
    July 23, 2015 at 8:40 pm

    Comment *e gud 4 those passangers.

  6. joshua
    August 10, 2015 at 3:41 pm

    boring

  7. Obi somto
    August 12, 2015 at 2:53 pm

    Rubbish boring

  8. Lizzy
    August 25, 2015 at 12:36 pm

    Hew!so boring

  9. September 14, 2015 at 11:11 pm

    lol

  10. Zain
    October 12, 2015 at 10:54 pm

    Xo borin

  11. Peace Tom
    October 28, 2015 at 8:38 pm

    So funny

  12. Soul
    November 6, 2015 at 10:57 am

    HaHaHaHaHa

  13. Anonymous
    November 7, 2015 at 6:10 am

    so boring

  14. Joy
    November 13, 2015 at 2:16 pm

    Lovely

  15. sodt
    November 20, 2015 at 10:43 am

    Mumu

  16. yoxzy1
    November 21, 2015 at 2:47 pm

    wonderful

  17. bello boluwatife
    November 29, 2015 at 10:10 am

    The beginning was so damn boring but the finale was hillarious

  18. Bolbell
    November 29, 2015 at 10:12 am

    Mmmmmm
    It’s naht too funny but the finale is hillarious *scoffs*

  19. BookwormChicky
    December 28, 2015 at 9:54 pm

    DrY

  20. Anonymous
    January 3, 2016 at 9:21 pm

    Xo boring

  21. Tee honey
    January 11, 2016 at 5:36 pm

    So funny

  22. CRISEMMY
    January 27, 2016 at 3:53 pm

    NONSENSE

  23. HORLARTUNJI
    March 15, 2016 at 10:06 pm

    I-GO-THROW-THE-GIRL-OUT-OF-THE-BUS-FROM-THE-WINDOW

  24. March 17, 2016 at 4:52 pm

    See stupidity wetin dey funny 4 here

  25. vickrosedon
    March 26, 2016 at 6:47 pm

    Gud 4 d passanger nd driver lolz

  26. cpresh
    March 26, 2016 at 8:02 pm

    those of saying its boring, hw many hv u bn able to compose? akpos, u try joor

  27. Anonymous
    April 12, 2016 at 1:22 am

    e boring jae

  28. B best
    April 12, 2016 at 4:54 pm

    Soo! Intresting

  29. June 30, 2016 at 5:56 pm

    DON’T MIND THEM U TRY ANONYMOUS U RE DUMB.

  30. June 30, 2016 at 5:58 pm

    I LUV IT. ANONYMOUS U RE DUMB.

  31. FUNMILAYO
    July 28, 2016 at 4:20 pm

    VERY FUNNY

  32. Kingsley Michael
    August 12, 2016 at 1:00 am

    Funny

  33. November 3, 2016 at 10:02 am

    So hilarious, ANONYMOUS u don’t hav any sense.Send me d jokes dat u hav been able 2 compose urself. FOOL MTCHEEW…..

  34. November 3, 2016 at 10:06 am

    So hilarious, ANONYMOUS u dnt hav any sense. Send me d jokes u hav being able 2 compose urself. IDIOT, FOOL MTCHEW….

  35. Anonymous
    November 19, 2016 at 2:22 pm

    Na wa 4 this joke

  36. November 19, 2016 at 3:33 pm

    This joke is annoying

  37. mark
    February 24, 2017 at 5:31 pm

    good

  38. emzy
    March 13, 2017 at 6:24 pm

    Fuck those who say xo boring

  39. March 13, 2017 at 6:27 pm

    Fuck those who say xo boring

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