Akpos Njoku checked into a hotel.There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send a mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed the wrong email address, and without realizing he sent the mail to a widow who had just returned from her husband’s funeral.The widow decided to check her mail, expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends.
After reading d first message she fainted. The son rushed in to the room, found his mother on the floor and saw the computer screen which read:
“To My Loving Wife, I know u are surprised to hear from me. They have Computers here and we are allowed to send mails to loved ones. I’ve just been checked in. How are U & D kids, D place is really nice but amlonely here.I hav made necessary arrangement 4 ur arrival 2morow. Expecting u darling. I can’t wait to see u………Wahala!!!
Two freinds, Tonto and Alaye went to a neighbourhood shop, while there, Tonto stole 3 chocolate bars and hid dem in his pocket. When they were about to go home, Alaye stoped at the gate and tells de shop keeper dat he knows how to perform magic tricks. The shop keeper was delighted and said Alaye should go ahead and perform some trick.
Alaye asked for 3 chocolate bars and when the shop keeper brought dem he ate dem all and said; “Check My Freind’s Pocket U Will Find Them There”