A nigerian man abroad calls his mom ,…
SON: Am coming home….but,
MOM: but what son,
SON: mom i got AIDS,
MOM: chinekeeee……dont come home ooh,
SON: but why now,
MOM:if you come, you will infect ur wife, from her to ur broda, from him to our maid, from her to your daddy, from him to my sister, from her to her husband, from him to me, from me to the gardener, from him to ur sister and you know if ur sista got AIDS, then the whole village is in trouble. SO I BEG U IN THE NAME OF GOD, PLIZ SAVE OUR VILLAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Akpors thought that LOL
means’LOTS OF LOVE’ So
he wrote an SMS To his
dear,i’m sorry about the
death of your sister.,LOL
An old woman has a daughter who lives abroad but she cannot afford 3square meals a day. One day, the landlord visited the woman and asked her: Madam why are u struggling to eat when u have a child abroad?
The old woman replies: Don’t mind that girl, upon all the money we spent on her, she is only sending me photograph of an old white man. I dont Know if she wants to marry an old man. The land lord asked: Pls, can i see the photo? The woman brought it out and it was bundles of 100 dollars Bill. If You were the landlord, what will you do? Talk true oo:)
I must carry designer bag!!!!
sEE WETIN Xmas & New Year TInz cause. My people Na by fire by force?