Naija Jokes -Weekend Laughs Don Come

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A nigerian man abroad calls his mom ,…

SON: Am coming home….but,

MOM: but what son,

SON: mom i got AIDS,

MOM: chinekeeee……dont come home ooh,

SON: but why now,

MOM:if you come, you will infect ur wife, from her to ur broda, from him to our maid, from her to your daddy, from him to my sister, from her to her husband, from him to me, from me to the gardener, from him to ur sister and you know if ur sista got AIDS, then the whole village is in trouble. SO I BEG U IN THE NAME OF GOD, PLIZ SAVE OUR VILLAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!

WAHALA!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Akpos Mumu

Akpors thought that LOL

means’LOTS OF LOVE’ So

he wrote an SMS To his

girlfriend.Saying’My

dear,i’m sorry about the

death of your sister.,LOL

Old Mama

An old woman has a daughter who lives abroad but she cannot afford 3square meals a day. One day, the landlord visited the woman and asked her: Madam why are u struggling to eat when u have a child abroad?

The old woman replies: Don’t mind that girl, upon all the money we spent on her, she is only sending me photograph of an old white man. I dont Know if she wants to marry an oldĀ  man. The land lord asked: Pls, can i see the photo? The woman brought it out and it was bundles of 100 dollars Bill. If You were the landlord, what will you do? Talk true oo:)

I must carry designer bag!!!!

sEE WETIN Xmas & New Year TInz cause. My people Na by fire by force?

funny naija bag

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8 comments for “Naija Jokes -Weekend Laughs Don Come

  1. Razzite
    July 25, 2015 at 12:44 am

    to b honest i will collect the money since she is not using the money.

  2. BUKHORLAR
    August 10, 2015 at 2:13 pm

    Comment *I GO COLLECT D MONEY

  3. December 11, 2015 at 12:14 pm

    i go collect d moni nah

  4. Zainab
    January 13, 2016 at 3:54 pm

    I will take half nd give her half

  5. KPORONGE BOY
    April 24, 2016 at 9:52 pm

    I WILL GIVE HER D MONEY

  6. July 20, 2016 at 12:02 am

    i will change it to naija currency and give her half

  7. SAMCO
    December 13, 2016 at 8:03 am

    I WILL GIVE HER 5 NAIRA ND SHE WILL ND MUST GIVE ME CHANGE

  8. gbemisola
    February 23, 2017 at 1:32 pm

    i will explain to her that it’s money not a white man picture and she will surely give me my share after i change the money

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