Naija Jokes- One For Me One For You!!

Two little boys stole a bag of oranges from their neighbor & decided to go to a calm place to share the loot” one of them suggested the nearby cemetery.
As they were jumping the big gate to enter the cemetery, 2 oranges fell out of the bag
behind the gate’ but they didn’t bother to pick them since they had enough in d bag .

Few minuets later A drunkard o­n his way from a local bar passes near the cemetery gate and heard a voice:

“One for me, one for u. “One for me, one for u”
He immediately sobers up and runs as fast as he can to the local priest.

“Father father pls come with me ‘come and witness God & Satan sharing corpse at the
cemetery.”
They both ran back to the cemetery gate and the voice continued:

“One for me, one for u, one for me, one for u..
Suddenly the voice stop counting and says:
“What about the two at the gate?”

Omo come see marathon ….even the priest almost pass church gate !!!shouting we are not dead yet oooooooo!

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9 comments for “Naija Jokes- One For Me One For You!!

  1. Razzite
    July 25, 2015 at 12:36 am

    LOL okay this one was actually funny! LWKMD! 😀

  2. Anonymous
    November 17, 2015 at 8:03 am

    Chai i won die

  3. December 11, 2015 at 12:28 pm

    d joke funny no b small

  4. Rukky
    January 8, 2016 at 12:19 pm

    Hahahahahahahahahahaha……..Can’t stop laughing…

  5. Tae
    February 13, 2016 at 11:18 am

    I would choose # 2. You are your own best crtiic and can certainly think of issues that are important to you not only in the present but in the past as well as the future. However, this is a difficult subject for an individual since he must expose his inner feelings.Wealth and ethics is a loaded topic because the two conflict in many ways. You can acquire wealth but at what cost would you give up your morals and ethics if you could instantly attain 5 million dollars Maybe .or definitely not 5 million can surely resolve any financial dilemma and you could even hire someone to write your public speech ouchThe organic question? The topic pertains to an array of subjects and if you are not savvy with anything mentioned below then I would avoid it.organic |f4r?ganik|adjective1 of, relating to, or derived from living matter : organic soils.• Chemistry of, relating to, or denoting compounds containing carbon (other than simple binary compounds and salts) and chiefly or ultimately of biological origin. Compare with inorganic .• (of food or farming methods) produced or involving production without the use of chemical fertilizers, pesticides, or other artificial agents.2 Physiology of or relating to a bodily organ or organs.• Medicine (of a disease) affecting the structure of an organ.3 denoting a relation between elements of something such that they fit together harmoniously as necessary parts of a whole : the organic unity of the integral work of art.• characterized by continuous or natural development : companies expand as much by acquisition as by organic growth.DERIVATIVESorganically |-ik(?)l?| adverbORIGIN late Middle English : via Latin from Greek organikos ‘relating to an organ or instrument.’Thesaurusorganicadjective1 organic matter living, live, animate, biological, biotic.2 organic vegetables pesticide-free, additive-free, natural.3 the love scenes were an organic part of the drama essential, fundamental, integral, intrinsic, vital, indispensable, inherent.4 a society is an organic whole structured, organized, coherent, integrated, coordinated, ordered, harmonious.

  6. victor
    March 31, 2016 at 2:34 pm

    I cannot stop laughing oooooooo

  7. Captain men
    September 12, 2016 at 12:01 pm

    Haa laugh has already finish me oo

  8. Amadi Duncan
    October 7, 2016 at 10:42 am

    Really funny😁😁😁

  9. Anonymous
    October 26, 2016 at 2:15 pm

    i can’t stop laughin

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