Naija Jokes : Your Money Or Your Life

Johnbull was drag to church for deliverance, due to his crazy life style by his wife.. On their way home, they were attack by armed robbers.

Robber: hey your money or your life

Johnbull(silent)…Wife(crying)

‘The robber asked again.”Give us ur money or your life”

Johnbull: oga abeg I no get any one of the two

Robber: (surprised) why?

Johnbull: At the church, they told me to give my life to Christ, and I have given it to Jesus Christ, : they also asked for my money, I gave them all . Sorry  oga robber, church reach me before you ,you see say both life and money no dey to give

 

Two Angels Seeking..

Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car that said: “TWO PROSTITUTES – $50.00.” A policeman stopped them and told them they’d either have to remove the sign or go to jail. Just then, another car passed with a sign saying, “JESUS SAVES.” One of the girls asked the cop, “Why don’t you stop them?” “Well, that’s a little different,” the cop smiled. “Their sign pertains to religion.” The two ladies frowned as they took their sign down and drove off. The following day the cop noticed the same two ladies driving around with a large sign on their car again. This time the sign read: “TWO ANGELS SEEKING PETER – $50.00.”

 

Akpors Again!!

Akpos and Mary were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking along hospital swimming pool, Mary suddenly jumped into the deep end. She sank to the bottom and stayed there. Akpos promptly jumped in to save Her, he swam to the bottom and pulled Mary out. When the medical doctor became aware of Akpos act, he immediately ordered his discharge as he now considered him to be mentally stable. When he went to tell Akpos the news,¬† he said” Akpos, i have good news and bad news, the good news is you are being discharged, because you were able to jump in to a swimming pool and save the life of another patient, I think you have gotten well enough and the bad news is that, the patient you saved hung herself with her bathrobe belt in the bathroom, I am sorry, she is dead.” Akpos replied, she did not hang herself, I put her there to dry! Yekpa!!

7 comments for “Naija Jokes : Your Money Or Your Life

  1. badoo
    August 23, 2015 at 9:27 pm

    normal tin 2 do

  2. Ab
    May 22, 2016 at 12:07 am

    Wow

  3. jjm
    December 3, 2016 at 11:39 pm

    omg

  4. King of boy's
    March 25, 2017 at 10:05 pm

    Nyce 1

  5. Itz Mi Mosheshe Praiz
    May 21, 2017 at 1:59 pm

    lol

  6. June 2, 2017 at 4:57 pm

    best thing 2 do if it was me too normal thing akpors

  7. nabu victor
    September 27, 2017 at 7:51 pm

    omg

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