Naija Jokes : The wedding Speech, LOL!

Wedding speech frm girl to her in laws:

“My dear new family,I thank u for welcoming me in my new house…

Firstly I must tell u dat my presence here should not change ur life routines.

Those who used to do the laundry must keep on doing it. Those cooking must keep cooking. Those cleaning must keep cleaning.

I’ll not disturb anybody’s routine… So far as I’m concerned, I’m here only to eat fried rice n chicken, have FUN & entertain ur SON.

 

The Class Test

Akpors the lecturer in Gwagalada, University of Abuja decided to give his students a test. He asked them to write the answers as he read out the questions.

The Instructions says: Cancelled answers not allowed.

Akpors the Lecturer: Question 1: What’s your favorite food? [10 mrks]

Female students were writing, Pizza, fried rice, Hamburger, ice cream, sharwama and allsorts of Chinese cuisine…..

Lecturer Akpors: Question 2: How do you prepare the food? [50 marks]

Huh!! immediately, the female students started cancelling and changing the foods to beans, cocoyam, & abacha, bolee and porridge yam, indomine, white rice with no soup, eba with no soup, gari n kulli kulli…..heheh ¬≠ehe Kasala bust !

3 comments for “Naija Jokes : The wedding Speech, LOL!

  1. dAnk0z
    May 7, 2016 at 6:11 pm

    awesome stuff…

  2. CHIMEREZE
    June 7, 2016 at 12:49 am

    aje no gud o

  3. kelechi
    March 26, 2017 at 10:03 am

    hahaaa! dey been wan clame big girl

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