Wedding speech frm girl to her in laws:
“My dear new family,I thank u for welcoming me in my new house…
Firstly I must tell u dat my presence here should not change ur life routines.
Those who used to do the laundry must keep on doing it. Those cooking must keep cooking. Those cleaning must keep cleaning.
I’ll not disturb anybody’s routine… So far as I’m concerned, I’m here only to eat fried rice n chicken, have FUN & entertain ur SON.
The Class Test
Akpors the lecturer in Gwagalada, University of Abuja decided to give his students a test. He asked them to write the answers as he read out the questions.
The Instructions says: Cancelled answers not allowed.
Akpors the Lecturer: Question 1: What’s your favorite food? [10 mrks]
Female students were writing, Pizza, fried rice, Hamburger, ice cream, sharwama and allsorts of Chinese cuisine…..
Lecturer Akpors: Question 2: How do you prepare the food? [50 marks]
Huh!! immediately, the female students started cancelling and changing the foods to beans, cocoyam, & abacha, bolee and porridge yam, indomine, white rice with no soup, eba with no soup, gari n kulli kulli…..heheh ehe Kasala bust !