Naija Jokes- Slap Galour

I went to a cinema with Akpos, on getting to the cinema we saw a bald guy, I showed the guy to Akpos and said “Look at fresh head, this one is good to slap, but I’m afraid of the guy’s face”.

Akpos then said to me “Baba T, you fear a lot, I will slap that head and nothing will happen”.

I dared him to do it and he went to where the guy was sitting and gave him a HOT SLAP on his head. The guy was surprised, and wanted to react, then Akpos said “Baba T, so you are here, and we have been looking for you at home!”

The guy responded “I’m not Baba T, maybe we look alike”, Akpos murmured “maybe.”

After some minutes In the cinema, Akpos called me again and said “BabaT, I will slap that guy again and nothing will happen.” I answered “ok”

He went to the guy, gave him a hot slap and said “BabaT stop lying, I say na u be dis…” The guy said to him angrily “I’m not Bros Feranmi, please, let me be”.  The guy then left that seat and went to the front seat.

After some minutes Akpos called me and said “BabaT, I will slap that guy again and nothing will happen.” This time i told him that “if anything happens, I will pretend I don’t know him.”

He stood up, went to the front seat, gave the guy a very hot slap and said “BabaT, so na here you dey, I come dey slap another person for back!”

Do you think Akpos can try it one more time and go scot-free again?

 

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A driver was driving his boss to airport, the boss realized that he forgot an important document at home, so he went back home.

His wife was bathing with a soap on her face, he tip-toed and touches her boobs, the wife responded, “you’ve dropped my stupid husband so fast? Don’t rush we have the whole weekend to spend together, I’m praying that the plane crashes so that I can enjoy you till the end of my life!”

She notice the person was quiet, she washed her face and saw her husband standing in front of her.

If your the husband wetin you go do?

15 comments for “Naija Jokes- Slap Galour

  1. BUKOLA
    August 12, 2015 at 6:01 pm

    Comment * I GO KILL AM

  2. anny shak
    October 5, 2015 at 10:46 pm

    Parking Out

  3. EYITAYO
    December 30, 2015 at 10:10 am

    SETTLE AM

  4. March 3, 2016 at 1:55 pm

    Na die straight

  5. Goodness chukwu
    March 17, 2016 at 2:24 am

    I go divorced m sham sham

  6. Badda
    September 10, 2016 at 11:22 pm

    I go drag am out naked

  7. OMO
    September 12, 2016 at 2:26 pm

    i go kill am

  8. Mmo
    January 26, 2017 at 5:05 pm

    I go fuck am

  9. ANNONYMOUS
    February 19, 2017 at 11:15 am

    i go just strangle her

  10. ABIDAT
    February 25, 2017 at 8:14 pm

    I GO KILL

  11. Hopebae
    March 11, 2017 at 3:32 pm

    I will beat nonsence frm her head and she go park go meet her mama

  12. debbi
    March 16, 2017 at 9:24 pm

    i go wait for driver com kill am then kill my wife com marry her sister

  13. Mr Steph
    April 11, 2017 at 5:21 pm

    I won’t say a word, i won’t beat her and i won’t drive her out.
    She ll remain in my house but she her guilt will make her pack out by herself

  14. UMUAFARUK
    May 11, 2017 at 12:03 am

    From their inogo allow her to wear her cloth!!!na house shegoggo “neked”.

  15. sam
    May 29, 2017 at 7:01 pm

    she will see stars that day

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