Naija Jokes: Poem Battle Who WIn? LWKMD!

WIFE: I wrote your name on sand it got washed.

I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.

Then I wrote your name on my

heart & I got Heart Attack.

AKPOS: God saw me hungry, he created pizza.

He saw me thirsty, He created Pepsi.

He saw me in darkness, He created light.

He saw me without problems, He created YOU.

WIFE:.. Twinkle twinkle little star

You should know what you are ..

And once you know what you are

Mental hospital is not so far.

AKPOS: The rain makes all things beautiful.

The grass and flowers too.

If rain makes all things beautiful

Why doesn’t it rain on you..?

WIFE: …Roses are red; Violets are blue.

Monkeys like u should be kept in ZOO.

Don’t feel so angry you will find me there too…

Not in cage but laughing at YOU

WHO KILLED IT? The wife or Akpos?

26 comments for “Naija Jokes: Poem Battle Who WIn? LWKMD!

  1. Name KWESI
    April 4, 2014 at 4:14 pm


  2. @sexydency
    January 17, 2015 at 9:35 am

    The wife won it nah, women no dey carry last

  3. Anonymous
    February 25, 2015 at 11:05 am

    D wife won it broooooozzzz

  4. wamdeo
    April 9, 2015 at 8:14 pm

    I know say na ladies make the two comment that why they gave it to the wife but the truth is that every jokes that involves Akpos e no dey carry last now judge well.

  5. PETER
    October 19, 2015 at 1:54 pm

    The wife won.Is funny

  6. swagglord
    October 26, 2015 at 7:40 pm

    4get na the husband

  7. Anonymous
    October 31, 2015 at 6:05 pm

    No body won

  8. snowpwicess
    December 23, 2015 at 1:19 pm

    na d wife nao

  9. Anonymous
    January 27, 2016 at 9:41 pm


  10. Anonymous
    February 17, 2016 at 5:08 pm

    Na the wife win ooo

  11. Anonymous
    April 16, 2016 at 10:55 pm


  12. Ella danny
    June 30, 2016 at 12:28 am

    The wife ooooo

  13. ishe
    June 30, 2016 at 9:11 am

    na d husband

  14. July 25, 2016 at 7:07 pm

    haba!! na akpos wey win nah

  15. Morgan Alli
    July 30, 2016 at 9:22 am

    The wife edged it.

  16. Anonymous
    August 7, 2016 at 9:29 pm

    Hell yeah….for me d wife smashed it

  17. Kk baby
    August 21, 2016 at 8:45 pm

    The wife killed, for me its the wife all the way

  18. OMO
    September 14, 2016 at 10:28 am


  19. September 19, 2016 at 9:52 pm


  20. December 22, 2016 at 5:35 pm

    The wife won like seriously

  21. Itz Mi Mosheshe Praiz
    May 21, 2017 at 12:49 pm

    na akpos win na

  22. marist
    May 26, 2017 at 9:20 pm

    Na the wife

  23. eric
    July 13, 2017 at 1:58 am

    shoo akpors won

  24. Priscilla
    July 26, 2017 at 12:19 pm

    Na the wife kill am now

  25. August 24, 2017 at 4:17 pm


  26. Precious
    September 7, 2017 at 12:24 pm

    Na the wife ooo…

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