Naija Jokes – Patricks Obahiagbon Phone Conversation

Patricks Obahiagbon’s girlfriends phone rings

Patrick Obahiagbon : Mary, your cellular gadget has intercepted some electromagnetic waves and is currently summoning your attention

Mary: What ?

Patrick Obahiagbon:your phone is ringing

Mary : i am in the shower sweety,please answer it for me

Patrick Obahiagbon: hello….

CALLER: Ndandeko na Mary (NYANJA).

Patrick Obahiagbon: your lingual is foreign to my cochlea. Please utter alphabets in a universal manner so that I can derive sense from this dialogue

CALLER: where is Mary ?

Patrick Obahiagbon: Mary is currently interacting with a hot shower in my master bedroom that is located at the attic section of my bungalow. She cannot commence dialogue with u as her phone is not water proof like the one I own which can receive calls even while i’m submerged in my marbled Jacuzzi.

CALLER: who is this ?

Patrick Obahiagbon: do you have air-time of  N100 , 000 and  above? any airtime below that amount is not enough to permit me to finish explaining to u who I am via the phone as my accolades are too numerous. But to comprehend me  better, visit any bookshop near you and purchase a book titled “knowing professor Obahiagbon, the individual with English PHD’s whose number exceeds the mythical lives of a cat”..i authored it when I was senator in the previous regime

CALLER: who are you to mary ?

Patrick Obahiagbon: I am the individual whom Mary surrenders to her fauna in absentia of clothing…..

CALLER: come again ?

Patrick Obahiagbon: Yes I am the individual who relays copulative sensations to Mary’s pelvic areas

CALLER: say that again i i don’t understand ?

Patrick Obahiagbon: I am the individual who exposes Mary’s lower limbs to mirror an obtuse angle . I’am Mary’s boyfriend,And who are u ?

CALLER: its Mary’s mother

Patrick Obahiagbon: good morning ma, how home

Patrick Obahiagbon: hello mama I dey greet na

Patrick Obahiagbon: mama mama mama

5 comments for “Naija Jokes – Patricks Obahiagbon Phone Conversation

  1. surdrex
    November 6, 2016 at 10:51 pm

    lol..grammar don finish you

  2. chima
    December 9, 2016 at 5:24 pm

    hahaha, Patrick himself. Infact as a Benin man. When he hear say na mary mama, the next thing na. Mama i greet o, abeg no vex say u no understand me since. E get as e dey be

  3. Eddyking
    May 7, 2017 at 10:27 am

    patrick english don make mamma fall de phone dats y e no hear frm mamma again…

  4. May 25, 2017 at 5:39 pm

    I don laff wan die witk dis professorlistic grama.

  5. floxylekkist
    May 31, 2017 at 10:56 am


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