Naija Jokes- Nostalgia

 Naija of Old I miss you oo!

I miss d days when we went to school, lined up & D headmistress & teachers inspect our nails & uniform & den we match to our classrooms, U Remember na??

D days of Nasco Biscuit,Trebor, Iced coloured water tied in nylon we called it “lolly”

D days of Goody-Goody & pako Biscuit.

D days of ali & simbi, Mr Salami & Mrs Salami, Agbon, Edet lives in Calabar.

Chei, i remember those days when one naira na money, when groundnut was 5 kobo. & choco milo sweet was 5 kobo

The days of messing game, who is in d garden, police and thief

D days of mama & papa play • The days when we use to build houses with sand, play suwe game, tinco tinco, change U̅r style, ten ten, skipping, stop! U remember nau?

Those days wen we used to fly kite on streets, wen boys used to use d paint bucket cover as tire & their daddy’s hanger as d steering

Those days when rubber band was stock exchange naija jokes- cool The days when voltron, jimbo, power rangers, spider man was our favourite cartoon

D days of limca soft drinks & choco milo advert on black and white tv and sunday rendevous by1:30pm •

When we say ‘leke leke give me white finger’ • Those days when eleganza pen was d best •

D days wen we used to drink water from d tap even suck out d water if its not coming out •

D days when NTA will show rainbow color for 30 mins then national anthem before they resume program @ 4pm •

D days wen basket sandals, simbi nd Bata sandals were d best •

D Days wen we all sing sandalili sandalili songs.

Now……Dstv has come, no more old fun, I’m really proud to have experienced all this.

If u r nt smiling it means you were not born in my generation. Kpele oo. Hapi Sunday!

40 comments for “Naija Jokes- Nostalgia

  1. opi
    March 27, 2015 at 3:53 am

    DAT was totally kul and awesome

  2. hemmy
    March 30, 2015 at 9:28 pm

    Mehn loolz..Good old days i tell you..hahaha

  3. eucheria
    June 6, 2015 at 12:12 pm

    Comment * wow….jst smilin dear, seriously missin dos tymzz…..

  4. deborah
    July 6, 2015 at 8:28 pm

    Comment *awesome,back at does days

  5. james
    July 8, 2015 at 9:27 am

    dat was realy good i remembed dose days

  6. Annastacia
    September 1, 2015 at 12:27 am

    Dose days was reli awesome nd special it reminds me alot about life

  7. Anonymous
    September 2, 2015 at 7:04 pm

    was realy funfil

  8. Anonymous
    September 15, 2015 at 11:33 am

    Am proud to be born in dat generation,i realy tenk GDD

  9. Anonymous
    September 19, 2015 at 1:21 pm

    I b ajebo,so I no experience few of dem

  10. Anonymous
    October 3, 2015 at 10:32 pm


  11. Abdul rozharq
    October 11, 2015 at 10:05 am

    lot of smillin….i could remeber, um it really great 4remaind us

  12. Anonymous
    October 12, 2015 at 11:02 am

    We av alot of fun durin dat period, i was happi 2 withnes dat period.

  13. Zennycruz
    November 1, 2015 at 9:27 am


  14. Ochen P Michael
    November 15, 2015 at 9:33 pm

    A really smiled to the reminder of the stock exchange business back then. Only very few of the new generation are carrying on the legacy.

  15. Anonymous
    November 18, 2015 at 9:50 pm

    lol…. still smiling

  16. alibadmos
    December 6, 2015 at 9:55 pm

    still remember the old memories..

  17. December 11, 2015 at 1:17 pm

    i remember wen i used to tel my mom to buy me dat eleganza pen

  18. Netru
    December 21, 2015 at 11:20 am

    Bak in dose days. Really fun

  19. Rukky
    January 8, 2016 at 9:12 pm

    Wow! Thanks 4 bringing back those beautiful memories.The children of these days don’t knw wat they ar missing! Na oyinbo lyf style our people dey form nw o.

  20. Mhz kemzy
    January 29, 2016 at 9:38 pm

    Omo those dayz swit,no worries,alwayz fun

  21. Anonymous
    March 4, 2016 at 5:27 pm

    I remeber those lovely days

  22. Precious
    March 4, 2016 at 5:31 pm

    I remeber those days wen my frends and i do suwel

  23. Tee Rose
    March 16, 2016 at 5:09 pm

    Na so guy, remembering those days

  24. Anonymous
    April 11, 2016 at 12:56 am

    Doze daez wen we put on kito sandal…

  25. Anonymous
    April 17, 2016 at 9:14 pm

    Guy u don forget borriss

  26. nakanaky
    April 17, 2016 at 9:15 pm

    Guy u don forget borriss

    April 18, 2016 at 8:41 pm

    i can still remember akpos thank you for that lovely flashback

  28. joy
    April 28, 2016 at 7:54 pm

    am really missing it

  29. EUNICE JUNE 05 06 2016
    June 5, 2016 at 7:28 pm


  30. bobo
    August 13, 2016 at 12:16 pm

    Gone are does days

  31. OMO
    September 17, 2016 at 9:50 pm

    I chop goody goody nd nasco biscuit sha o men I kinda miss doz days men when amababa tough. we had 2 grow.thanks 4 d flash back up naija.

  32. mato
    September 21, 2016 at 5:47 pm

    na every thing I dey do o, wow u make me remembered my past .kul Nice one

  33. December 12, 2016 at 11:54 pm

    It reminds me of those days of mummy and daddy dat was one of my best experience

  34. Emiboy
    December 19, 2016 at 5:29 pm

    Cool & nice 2 remember Ali and Simbi.

  35. Anonymous
    December 26, 2016 at 3:51 pm

    nothing like oyinbo life style @ Rukky . the world is changing. technology is now advanced.

  36. gbemisola
    February 23, 2017 at 3:18 pm

    yes o can’t ever 4get even watch tom&jerry

  37. First Born
    April 8, 2017 at 1:26 am

    i remember my best biscit pako biscuit

  38. LEUMAS
    July 27, 2017 at 11:06 pm


  39. kemi
    August 27, 2017 at 5:57 pm

    a plate of rice #20 fish #1

  40. January 31, 2018 at 7:40 pm


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