Naija Jokes- Nigerian Hell, LWKMD!

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Man died and went to hell, there he finds that there are different hells for each country, he decides to go round and choose the least painful to spend his eternity. He goes to the German Hell and ask, “what do they do here” He is told ” first they put you in an Electric Chair for an Hour, then lay you on a Bed of Nails for another Hour, then the German Devil comes in and Whip…s you for the rest of the day.

The Man does not like the sound of that at all so he moves on. He checks out the USA,UK, RUSSIAN Hells as well as many more. He discovers that they are all similar to the German Hell. Then he comes to the Nigerian Hell and finds that there is a Long Queue of people waiting to get in… Amazed, he ask, “what do they do here ?” He is told “First they put you in an Electric Chair for an hour, and then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour then Nigerian Devil comes in and Whips you for the Rest of the Day.” But that is exactly the same as all the other hells, why are there so many people waiting to get in ?” ask the man… A concern fellow calls him aside and said, “Because there is never any STABLE ELECTRICITY so the Electric Chair doesn’t work. The nails were paid for but were never SUPPLIED by the Contractor, so the Bed is Comfortable to sleep on… And the Nigerian Devil used to be a CIVIL SERVANT, so he comes in, signs his time sheet and leave for Personal Business !!! ………….IT PAYS TO BE A NIGERIAN…….Naija una carry ur wayo reach hell. LWKMD

ABC of the future!

This is how tomorrow’s children may end up learning ABC.

A- Apple

B- Blackberry

C- Chatting

D- Download

E- Email

F- Facebook

G- Google

H- HP

I- Iphone

J- Java

K- Kaspersky

L- Laptop

M- Microsoft

N- Nokia

O- Outlook

P- Printing

Q- QWERTY

R- Rapidshare

S- Skype

T- Twitter

U- USB

V- Vista

W- Windows

X- XP

Y- You Tube

Z- Zukerberg.

13 comments for “Naija Jokes- Nigerian Hell, LWKMD!

  1. misturah
    October 28, 2015 at 2:55 pm

    funny akpos

  2. Rukky
    January 9, 2016 at 1:33 pm

    Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…..

  3. Anonymous
    February 1, 2016 at 11:29 pm

    naija shaaaa

  4. deborah
    May 1, 2016 at 11:26 pm

    hahahahaha

  5. Mayam Daniel
    June 20, 2016 at 2:20 pm

    Hahahaha Naija……e rich like dat?

  6. Skai
    September 5, 2016 at 2:15 am

    No bi small ting o. Ha ha ha

  7. Captain men
    September 12, 2016 at 2:32 pm

    Very funny

  8. Anonymous
    September 16, 2016 at 6:10 pm

    Funny

  9. October 10, 2016 at 10:42 pm

    ha ha ha

  10. April 13, 2017 at 8:11 pm

    Please,that was a good

  11. April 26, 2017 at 3:41 pm

    See gobe naija strong oo

  12. May 19, 2017 at 11:22 pm

    Hshahaha very funny

  13. Izzy
    August 4, 2017 at 12:06 am

    Wow! What a funny jokes

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