Naija Jokes- How To Package Your Work; New Job Titles

To Package urself for naija no be crime….

 

NEW NAIJA JOB TITLES:

House Maid : House Upkeep Manager (HUM)

Winch :Blood Carpillary Extractor (BCE)

Receptionist : Office Access Control Manager (OACM)

Tonto Dike: Audio-Visual Weapons Expert (AVWE)

Messenger : Business Communications Conveyor Specialist (BCCS)

Window Cleaner : Transparent Wall Technician (TWT) naija jokes Cool

Tea Boy : Refreshment Specialist (RS)

Watchman : Theft Prevention & Surveillance Officer (TPSO)

Driver : Automobile Propulsion Specialist (APS)

Barber: Dead Scalp Cells Removal Specialist (DSCRS)

Unemployed : Town Surveyor (TS)

Bad Belle pple: Research, Analysis & Criticism Specialist (RACS)

LovePeddlers: Temporary Spouse Replacement & Care-Giving Executive (TSRCE)

Politician: Public Funds Diversion Expert (PFDE)

Yahoo boy: International Wealth re-Distribution Consultant (IWDC)

Gossip : Research & Communications Manager (RCM) naija jokes

Garri seller: hunger extermination officer

Dana  air:  air coffin company

Wites & Wizzards : Invisible airforce control management experts

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4 comments for “Naija Jokes- How To Package Your Work; New Job Titles

  1. Anonymous
    June 16, 2015 at 10:48 pm

    Comment *i love dat

  2. Okafor Joy
    September 30, 2015 at 9:04 pm

    It’s wonderful

  3. FAVY
    January 13, 2017 at 3:49 pm

    MAKE SENSE

  4. Anonymous
    January 20, 2017 at 5:06 pm

    Dat tin no 4ni,wetin ona dey talk

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