An American (Larry),an English man (Charles),and a Nigerian (Akpors) were on a ship,Suddenly the Devil appeared & said, “Drop anything in the sea,if I find it I will eat u,If I can’t,I will be ur slave!”
The American dropped a pin,the Devil found it & ate him. The English man dropped a coin, the Devil found it & ate him.
The Nigerian (Akpos) opened a bottle of water,poured it in the sea & said: “Na today? Ur Fada! Gon find am nah!!!
The Lawyer hopes you get into trouble
The Doctor hopes you fall ill
The police hopes you become a criminal The Coffin Maker wants you dead!
Only the thief dey pray for you to make it in life. Just Imagine!
A guy sits in a taxi and sees his wife entering a hotel with another man, and tells the driver. Do you want to Earn $500 right away ?,,,, The driver excitedly said what do I have to do ? Bring my wife by the hair out of that hotel, here’s a picture of her. After a while the driver is seen dragging a woman by the hair, While kicking and beating her and puts her in the Taxi. And the husband says to him, “This is not my wife” the driver replied ” Nooooo , this is mine, hold her for me.
I’m going for yours”!