Naija Jokes – Na who kill Abel ?

Before an apptitude oral test, Mr Johnbull the C.R.k teacher has informed the whole class that they should go and read their bible for a test.
On that day as Mr Johnbull comes in all the pupils stand to greet him except Junior who was not in school when the announcement about a test was made
and he was trying to copy his note to meet up with wat he had missed.

The following conversation goes on during the test.

Mr Johnbull:  Hav ur seats! Hav ur seats!!. Now let’s begin, no whispering and if you hear ur name just stand up, ok?!
Class: yes, uncle!.
Mr Johnbull: Paul stand up! What is the first book of the new testament?
Paul: Matthew.
Mr Johnbull: Correct! clap for him.
Mr Johnbull: ok Umaru, the first man on the earth is?
Umaru: The answere is Anobi Adam(asale tu wasalam).
Mr Johnbull: Which version of the bible did you read that?
Umaru: i used my koran when no one is ready to lend me their bible.
Mr Johnbull: Good. I luv dat.

As he was saying this, he saw junior doin something else so he calledd him to answer his question

Mr Johnbull: Who Killed Abel? Junior oya stand Up! U’r doin sumtin else when the test is goin on abi?! Ok then!
Who killed Abel?
Junior: uncle, i do not come to school sinc last week, which one be who killed abel?
Mr Johnbull: wil u keep quiet? I say wu killed Abel?
Junior: (crying) uncle abeg i will talk truth. Abel lives at our street but since dat day i talk say i will kill him if i still see him for
school the next da, I never see am… chei, No be me kil Abel oo, uncle. I know say na Paul go tell you say na me.

Mr Johnbull: oh God! Simple question, I say who killed Abel?

Junior: (stil cryin) Abel?,no be me kill abel ooo. Abel don die? Ewooooo!

7 comments for “Naija Jokes – Na who kill Abel ?

  1. success
    October 5, 2015 at 3:44 pm

    Wow! jst laughing out loud.

  2. Amara juliet
    November 16, 2016 at 7:25 pm


  3. February 25, 2017 at 1:58 pm

    the ans na cain

  4. May 6, 2017 at 4:26 pm

    this boy be mumu,simple question i no fit answer

  5. Anonymous
    October 30, 2017 at 1:58 pm

    I Can’t Stop Laughing

  6. Surboy
    November 24, 2017 at 12:51 pm


  7. stark mania
    April 15, 2018 at 3:21 pm

    so interning just keep it up

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