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” What’s the yoruba name for SIM CARD? Thunder Fire Person!
Akpos My boy
Little Akpors was attending his first wedding. After the service, his younger cousin – Okon asked him, “How many women can a man marry?”
“Sixteen.” Akpors responded.
Okon was amazed that he answered so quickly and asked; “How do you know that?”
“Easy,” Akpors replied, “all you have to do is add it up, like the preacher said:
‘Four better, four worse, four richer, four poorer’.
LIKE FATHER LIKE SON
Mr Akpors got drunk & came home very late. He sat on the door step for thirty minutes trying to figure out what to tell his harsh and super strict wife – Ekaitte the reason for his lateness.
He gained courage, opened the door and found Ekaitte and his son watching a late Night movie. He passed them and went upstairs, his heart pounding hard. To his surprise, his wife didn’t say a word.
Just to confirm, he decided to walk past them,and again back to the upstairs corridor. But his wife didn’t say a word. He signal his son to come. And he asked him; “How come today your mother isn’t speaking?. or even uttering a word!”
The boy replied; “She asked me for lipstick and I gave her glue”