Naija Jokes -Who Wants To be a Millionaire

millionaire-logo-mediumWho wants to be a naija millionaire?

A friend of yours Ayo is on the hot seat and he needs your help 2 answer D next question which goes for N20Million.

” What’s the yoruba name for SIM CARD? Thunder Fire Person!

Akpos My boy

Little Akpors was attending his first wedding. After the service, his younger cousin – Okon asked him, “How many women can a man marry?”
“Sixteen.” Akpors responded.

Okon was amazed that he answered so quickly and asked; “How do you know that?”
“Easy,” Akpors replied, “all you have to do is add it up, like the preacher said:
Four better, four worse, four richer, four poorer’.

LIKE FATHER LIKE SON
Mr Akpors got drunk & came home very late. He sat on the door step for thirty minutes trying to figure out what to tell his harsh and super strict wife – Ekaitte the reason for his lateness.
He gained courage, opened the door and found Ekaitte and his son watching a late Night movie. He passed them and went upstairs, his heart pounding hard. To his surprise, his wife didn’t say a word.
Just to confirm, he decided to walk past them,and again back to the upstairs corridor. But his wife didn’t say a word. He signal his son to come. And he asked him; “How come today your mother isn’t speaking?. or even uttering a word!”
The boy replied; “She asked me for lipstick and I gave her glue”

 

 

3 comments for “Naija Jokes -Who Wants To be a Millionaire

  1. Horlarhiyah
    June 19, 2016 at 11:18 am

    nice 1

  2. Capyain men
    September 12, 2016 at 11:50 am

    Wow that is awesome

  3. Captain men
    September 12, 2016 at 11:51 am

    Wow that is awesome

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