Naija Jokes : Marriage Sweet O LWKMD!

There was a group of women gathered at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband.  The women were asked, ‘How many of you love your husbands?’  All the women raised their hands.  Then they were asked, ‘When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?’ Some women answered today, some yesterday, some didn’t remember.  The women were then told to take their cell phones and send the following text to their respective husband: I love you, sweetheart. Then the women were told to exchange phones and read the responding text messages.  Here are some of the replies:

1. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick?

2. What now? Did you crash the car again?

3. I don’t understand what you mean?

4. What did you do now? I won’t forgive you this time!!!

5. ?!?

6. Don’t beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need?

7. Am I dreaming? ???????

8. If you don’t tell me who this message is actually for, you will die today…!!!

9. I asked you not to drink anymore!!  ..and the one dat cracks everyone’s rib:

10. Who is this?


12 comments for “Naija Jokes : Marriage Sweet O LWKMD!

  1. Name *
    July 19, 2015 at 10:49 pm


  2. Walentino
    October 29, 2015 at 12:47 am

    Dis 1 is strong

  3. Rukky
    January 7, 2016 at 7:38 pm

    Eleyi gi di gan! This one is strong men! Laugh wan kill me die

  4. Anonymous
    February 5, 2016 at 6:34 pm

    So funny, Lmao…

  5. samson
    February 5, 2016 at 6:36 pm

    So funny, Lmao…

  6. Anonymous
    May 16, 2017 at 1:20 am


  7. May 16, 2017 at 1:21 am


  8. June 1, 2017 at 10:29 pm

    did is crazy laugh oh

  9. ADAZ
    June 8, 2017 at 10:34 pm

    Dis one na die OOOO!!!

  10. Surboy
    November 23, 2017 at 8:35 am


  11. Skorch
    December 1, 2017 at 1:46 pm

    anem tutu! can’t help ma waist.

  12. Akinpelu Grace
    January 21, 2018 at 3:38 pm

    I like this joke0ooo that am still laughing till now.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published.