Naija Jokes- Make I Follow Oyibo

E get dis particular restaurant wey i dey chop for wuse. E get one oyibo wey dey always come chop there too. Any time dis oyibo chop finish, him go shout “heey!”, so i wonder wetin dey make am shout. I decide to chop wetin di oyibo dey always chop so maybe me self go shout too. When i reach d restaurant last week friday, I order wetin di man dey chop, dem tell me say na chicken and red wine, so i chop am. I surprise say i no shout, i even collect xtra plate, but i still no shout. Na then i just vex ask 4 my bill. The waiter tell me say one plate of chicken and red wine na N45,000, then d xtra plate na another 45,000 na then i come shout heyyyyyyyyy! heyyyyyyyyy!! heyyyyyyyy!!! heiiiiiiiiiii!!!!… till i reach house i still dey shout..

 

Love turn sour

Emekas phone rings…

Nkechi: “Baby do you still luv me like before?”

Emeka: “Ofcourse Yes,  my luv for you will never change and is never ending.”

Nkechi: “Dats my babyyyy, I want you to buy me somting.”

Emeka: “Just name it, I am more than capable, you know me now, Nky bebe m”.

Nkechi: “Its just one BB porsche sha…”

Emeka: “No problem. Just find out the price and let me know”

Nkechi: “Its 450 000 naira.”

Emeka: “Is it manual or authomatic? Is it still in a good shape, as in, the engine. Have you checked the fuel consumption too?” How many kilometers has it done?

Nkechi: “Honey, its not a car ooo… its a phone.”

Emeka: “Phone? Oh! does it come with a plasma tv, wardrobe and generator?”

Nkechi: “Please be serious, are you buying it or not? ”

Emeka :(in a whisper)  “Ewo!”

Nkechi: “Helloooooo! are you still there?”

Emeka: “Hiiiiiiiii!”

Nkechi : “What is this, I thought you love me, infact, don’t even bother again. I will call Alhaji to get it for me this evening.”

Emeka: “God purnish ya life , na so your tin sweet reach , not only Allhaji, better still, call Atiku he will be faster”

Nkechi: “Am going to delete you”

Emeka: “Is your fone hanging? Cos I have deleted you since you mentioned porsche. ! Thief, how much is bride price even in ya village sef!

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15 comments for “Naija Jokes- Make I Follow Oyibo

  1. Anonymous
    July 5, 2015 at 10:42 pm

    Funny and sensible but i didn’t laugh out loud as expected

  2. April 25, 2016 at 12:29 am

    i luv dat joke oyinbo

  3. July 15, 2016 at 4:20 pm

    I LAUGH OUT LOUD

  4. July 29, 2016 at 7:20 pm

    this oyinbo don drive me mad

  5. July 29, 2016 at 7:20 pm

    i don laugh tired

  6. October 10, 2016 at 11:22 pm

    the prsom na goat

  7. January 5, 2017 at 4:42 pm

    very funny ha ha ha

  8. Comfort
    March 10, 2017 at 4:01 pm

    Very cull stil laughing

  9. Dangerous virgin
    April 10, 2017 at 9:49 pm

    Wow! Akpos ur head get engine oil

  10. April 10, 2017 at 9:51 pm

    Wow! Akpos ur head get engine oil

  11. Mathan
    May 27, 2017 at 10:55 am

    i love it but i need in real english

  12. OBEKE
    May 29, 2017 at 6:02 pm

    U SWEET DIE DIS MAN RIP

  13. July 27, 2017 at 10:20 am

    Wow i love this comedy

  14. July 27, 2017 at 10:21 am

    Wow i love this comedy that’s good.

  15. Emmanuel
    October 10, 2017 at 11:41 pm

    PLS VISIT http://www.9jano6quiz.wordpress.com. to prove u get common sense ans simple 9ja quiz.

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