Naija Jokes – Johnbull Don Fly Aeroplane

NAIJA AEROPLANE

Na so one day bros Johnbull, an aeroplane cleaner dey clean plane cockpit and he saw a book titled ‘ HOW TO FLY A PLANE FOR BEGINNERS ,VOL 1’ . Na im he open de first page which said, ‘to start de engine,, press de red button’ , he did so and de plane engine started.

He come dey happy wit himself and he openned de second  page, it said  ‘to set de plane moving, press de blue button’ , he did so and de plane start moving at an amazing speed. Na im Johnbull say ‘make i see if i go fit fly dis plane’ so e come open  the third page and it said ; to let de plane fly, press de green button,  he pressed it and it began to fly. Johnbull come dey jolly, e dey inside plane wey dey fly.

After about 20 minutes of flying, e come dey tire and was very satisfied . Time don reach make e try land plane so e come open the fourth page  …….. Johnbull faint!!!!!  the fourth page say ;

 

TO  KNOW  HOW  TO  LAND,  PLEASE  BUY  VOLUME  TWO  AT  ANY  PILOT’S  BOOKSHOP!!!!!

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30 comments for “Naija Jokes – Johnbull Don Fly Aeroplane

  1. Anonymous
    May 11, 2015 at 10:54 pm

    Comment *lol,make in jump down na

  2. YOUNG B.J
    August 2, 2015 at 8:30 pm

    I go keep flying til i see somebodys house wey get swming pool an i wil jump in it

  3. Anonymous
    August 19, 2015 at 9:39 pm

    Walahi I go die for inside d plane

  4. September 18, 2015 at 10:40 pm

    Crying nd shouting cannot solve it instead i will just faint nd end it all

  5. Abdul rozharq
    October 11, 2015 at 9:41 am

    lol make he jump dan na

  6. Mary
    October 17, 2015 at 6:41 am

    Make im dey jolly de go for inside d plane na or make im call his relative make dem buy vol 2 for im nd read am for im

  7. Anonymous
    October 19, 2015 at 9:53 pm

    he suppose jump down for river

  8. Princess
    November 23, 2015 at 7:55 pm

    Na him own gbagam be dat . Na too know go disturb am till death

  9. MICKEL MIRACLE
    December 29, 2015 at 6:24 pm

    parachute go do d work o

  10. Sandra
    January 8, 2016 at 11:41 am

    U ar dead alive

  11. Rukky
    January 9, 2016 at 10:14 am

    Lolz! He shud enjoy his trip until d plane gets exhausted.Who knows mayb e wil land n da forest.If God save am e go mind im business nxt tym.Hahahaha….

  12. michael chuks okorie
    January 18, 2016 at 1:56 pm

    mak him just relax, nd enjoy wen the fuel finish 4 d plane e go land by him self, dat time na where him land go mata, him fit land 4 zinc, 4 barbe wire, 4 crocodile mouth, 4 oil refinary, even 4 hell fire or even 4 on top mnt kilimanjaro. En dy craze wel wel!

  13. Anonymous
    January 31, 2016 at 9:24 pm

    Hahaha sorry na’im be ur name wetin u need to do na to just dey pray make u make heaven because na die be dat:D:D:p:p

  14. February 22, 2016 at 12:58 pm

    Make e jez dy laugh

  15. February 26, 2016 at 11:09 pm

    na die be that oh lol

  16. Anonymous
    March 1, 2016 at 11:11 am

    IKU DEE

  17. comzzy
    March 16, 2016 at 11:37 am

    may he start asking GOD for forgiveness

  18. Tee Rose
    March 16, 2016 at 5:29 pm

    Apos go begin say his last prayers

  19. Dee one
    March 26, 2016 at 6:28 pm

    Na die him go die, him day do I too know

  20. Anonymous
    April 5, 2016 at 10:41 pm

    make. he call is relative. to buy. vol2. and read it 4 him

  21. April 7, 2016 at 3:38 pm

    Na rukky e dey do na, so e supose danz shoki

  22. D.d
    April 8, 2016 at 9:18 pm

    He yansh ripe wel wel

  23. Esty
    April 13, 2016 at 7:33 pm

    he’s actions was too forward,only God can predict his destination.

  24. PRINCIPAL
    April 18, 2016 at 8:45 pm

    john bull don die be dat

  25. charlett
    June 27, 2016 at 9:41 pm

    lolz….he for read am first nah

  26. PAYSON
    July 6, 2016 at 10:18 am

    HE SHOULD PRAY TO GOD

  27. September 10, 2016 at 10:45 pm

    my bro u don go be dat

  28. September 28, 2016 at 7:45 pm

    make e ask4 4giveness

  29. September 30, 2016 at 1:44 am

    Im fit am

  30. January 19, 2017 at 3:18 pm

    Hhh dat lolz, bye bye akpos untill we rich were uv alrdy been cux u knw na die go woke 4 there

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