Naija Jokes: I carry 3rd

Akpos no dey carry Last

Akpos :- Papa, See my result, Na me carry 3rd.

Papa Akpos :- Hahahaha, Akpos Akpos! Na now I know say na me born you.

Akpos :- Shey I tell you na. All those time I dey carry 35th..Na the teachers dey do ojoro, They know say I too brilliant.

Papa Akpos :- I believe you my boy. Na now I fit buy that Bicycle wey you see for Papa Metus shop !

Akpos :- Papa na u biko. You get mouth pass BasketMouth.

Papa Akpos :- but, Who be the two idiots wey pass u sef Akpos?

Akpos :- Na one WIZARD wey be Isaac and one WITCH wey be Patience.

Papa Akpos :- No mind them, You go show them next term. But who you come pass na? I no say dem plenty and you no fit mention all of them, I just wan know how many of una dey class.

Akpos :- Na just the three of us I don mention so na… Isaac, Patience and Me. Na just the three of us PRINCIPAL put for Elementary Class ‘F’ !!!

Na im Akpos papa just land for floor, gboossa, faint o!!!


23 comments for “Naija Jokes: I carry 3rd

  1. Samuel
    October 19, 2015 at 12:01 am

    Ah! Akpos no go kill me o.

  2. misturah
    October 28, 2015 at 2:48 pm

    very funny apkos is high ooooo

  3. Samuel
    October 30, 2015 at 11:50 am

    Xo funny,,akpos wan kill iz papa ooo

  4. Faith John
    December 26, 2015 at 10:47 am

    akpos na fool u b

  5. Anonymous
    March 1, 2016 at 7:35 pm

    Very funny

  6. Anonymous
    March 9, 2016 at 4:31 pm

    Akpos u 2much

  7. precious
    March 24, 2016 at 6:00 am


  8. Dee one
    March 26, 2016 at 6:34 pm

    Akpos u no 4 tell ur papa how many una day class ooo

  9. Anonymous
    April 5, 2016 at 10:44 pm

    Na kill u wan kill me

  10. Misturah
    April 5, 2016 at 10:54 pm

    Funny Akpors

  11. Anonymous
    April 13, 2016 at 5:20 pm

    Ah akpos again

  12. Esty
    April 13, 2016 at 7:14 pm

    akpos i throw way my cap 4 u.U 2much.

  13. Anonymous
    May 11, 2016 at 9:03 pm

    a bag

  14. Chedjou Ethan
    June 28, 2016 at 6:29 pm

    That’s so funy

  15. Anonymous
    July 29, 2016 at 9:40 am


  16. AKA
    November 17, 2016 at 3:19 pm


  17. December 2, 2016 at 3:06 pm

    Akpos u no fee kill us with ur jokes. i loved that keep it up

  18. January 2, 2017 at 6:05 pm


  19. January 19, 2017 at 3:23 pm

    Better carry u papa go hospital cux if he die u no go fit go buy another for METUS shop… Hhhhh dat lolz again

  20. ADA
    April 10, 2017 at 7:37 pm


  21. AMAKA
    April 10, 2017 at 7:41 pm


  22. MECCI B M F
    April 24, 2017 at 6:20 pm


  23. TITI
    June 4, 2017 at 12:30 pm


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