Naija Jokes- Food For Thought

Make we give free naija advice!

-The moment a gurl suddenly updates your name on her pm, she uses your pix as her display picture , she even dey kiss you via bbm, bros RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Her BIS wan expire…taxing mode activated!

-You wan try long distance internet love? Note ..Ugly Girls Have the Sweetest Voice…….from my latest research

-If Apple decides to buy BlackBerry I guess it will be renamed ‘ iBB’ just like their other product iPod, iPhone,iPad

Why is de part of de stadium where poeple SIT is called de STAND?

Why is it dat everybody in naija wants 2 go to HEAVEN but nobody wants 2 DIE?

If money dont grow on TREES,, why do banks have BRANCHES?

Why does GLUE not stick to its BOTTLE?
Why do we call it a BUILDING when its already BUILT?
If its true dat we are here 2 HELP others,, what are others HERE for?
If we must not DRINK and DRIVE why do bars have PARKING lots?

Make Una help me see blind man wey dey ping oo!
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6 comments for “Naija Jokes- Food For Thought

  1. Sandra
    January 8, 2016 at 11:27 am

    He has inner eye na

  2. June 11, 2016 at 6:33 pm


  3. August 13, 2017 at 4:36 pm

    Guy U Go Kill Person One Day

  4. August 13, 2017 at 4:37 pm

    U Are Very Funny

    November 25, 2017 at 10:20 am


  6. Bobby
    January 10, 2018 at 10:53 am

    Omo u funny ooo

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