Make we give free naija advice!
-The moment a gurl suddenly updates your name on her pm, she uses your pix as her display picture , she even dey kiss you via bbm, bros RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!! Her BIS wan expire…taxing mode activated!
-You wan try long distance internet love? Note ..Ugly Girls Have the Sweetest Voice…….from my latest research
-If Apple decides to buy BlackBerry I guess it will be renamed ‘ iBB’ just like their other product iPod, iPhone,iPad
Why is de part of de stadium where poeple SIT is called de STAND?
Why is it dat everybody in naija wants 2 go to HEAVEN but nobody wants 2 DIE?
If money dont grow on TREES,, why do banks have BRANCHES?
Make Una help me see blind man wey dey ping oo!