Naija Jokes -The tin wey eye see & More

naija peeping The tin wey eye see for naija class

Wale: I saw the strap of your bra..

TEACHER JANET: Wale!!  Getout!, no class for u 4 a week!.

Johnbull started laughing

TEACHER JANET: Why did u laugh??

Johnbull : i saw both straps of your bra

TEACHER JANET: GETOUT, no class 4 u for 1 month!..

..Teacher JANET bends down 2 pick chalk & Akpos started walking out of the class

TEACHER JANET: KAYBEE, why are you going out?

Akpos : di tin wey i see now ma, I think my school days are over!!!!!…Ojigbijigbi

Naija Tori words of wisdom

If @40 you still de your fathers house de stryggle for fish head with your siblings. Make you sabi say ya village witch is fanning herself with ya picture

Just because ee don finish for ur mouth doesnt mean our mouths are identical

Just because poly dey do practical, e no means say dem get scientist o.

The Most Romantic word u can say to gals of nowadays is: “Send your Account Number”…. 🙂

X MAS Wahala

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things

ugochukwu: This is ugo’s voicemail. Press 1 to

end this

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74 comments for “Naija Jokes -The tin wey eye see & More

  1. Anonymous
    April 11, 2015 at 7:32 pm

    Comment *FUNNY

  2. santiago
    April 17, 2015 at 6:35 am

    Comment *that was nice

  3. Anonymous
    April 18, 2015 at 6:23 pm

    Comment * Nice joke, givin me a fine art of living.

  4. Anonymous
    May 4, 2015 at 10:46 pm

    just be plain i no get say shé go it u

  5. bobyshood
    May 16, 2015 at 11:20 pm

    Comment * akpos i dey fill u kip it up

  6. Mary che che
    May 22, 2015 at 7:49 pm

    U mak me laf

  7. hossana
    May 23, 2015 at 7:51 pm

    i dont have comment in this joke

  8. Anonymous
    May 27, 2015 at 9:19 am

    Comment *That ws bad of d teacher

  9. Adebayo Moses Akanni.
    May 28, 2015 at 6:59 am

    Comment : Na wa for you oh Akpos. U too deh talk.

  10. esther jegede
    May 28, 2015 at 2:33 pm

    Comment *i love your jokes

  11. sukurat
    May 31, 2015 at 10:36 am

    funny

  12. perpetual
    May 31, 2015 at 10:49 am

    Comment *so funny

  13. Anonymous
    May 31, 2015 at 12:07 pm

    Amazin!!! 😀 it so much ful of fun

  14. cathrine
    June 10, 2015 at 11:50 am

    lolz

  15. Anonymous
    June 14, 2015 at 9:41 pm

    U are to funny akpos teacher u bad

  16. deborah
    July 6, 2015 at 8:03 pm

    Comment *lol

  17. marycutr
    July 7, 2015 at 1:39 pm

    Comment *na waah for teachers oooh akpos u bad small ooh

  18. victor
    July 9, 2015 at 5:18 pm

    Comment *NYC 1

  19. Anonymous
    July 10, 2015 at 1:26 pm

    Oh My God Akpos U 2 Much Oh

  20. July 13, 2015 at 3:49 pm

    Na wahala be dat,na dis tin fit gals of dis days.

  21. Razzite
    July 24, 2015 at 11:55 pm

    those had 2 b some of d most boring jokes ever. and this is coming from a 12yr old.
    btw i’m gonna b 13 on october 21st. ttyl 😉

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  23. Anonymous
    August 10, 2015 at 11:38 pm

    dat xo funny

  24. Mellissa
    August 16, 2015 at 6:41 pm

    Comment *dat waz nice

  25. Anonymous
    August 26, 2015 at 12:21 am

    na wa o

  26. Anonymous
    August 29, 2015 at 1:27 pm

    LWKMD

  27. Anonymous
    August 29, 2015 at 6:50 pm

    akpos na waah 4 u oo watin carry ur eye go dere

  28. Anonymous
    September 5, 2015 at 1:45 pm

    Laf wan kil me die

  29. Anonymous
    September 14, 2015 at 2:55 pm

    Akpos if person dy vex ur tori fit mk us laf

  30. chinaza.maryjane
    September 15, 2015 at 3:09 pm

    akpos i dey feel u. u get wife because she go laugh tire if she dey near u ahhhhhh

  31. September 29, 2015 at 1:24 am

    Men so funny.

  32. Anonymous
    October 4, 2015 at 7:31 pm

    Very funny

  33. Manji Yaro
    October 6, 2015 at 12:51 am

    Nawa 4 U Ooh

  34. Alex
    October 13, 2015 at 3:18 pm

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  35. Anonymous
    October 15, 2015 at 5:28 pm

    so funny

  36. orezy
    October 20, 2015 at 9:53 pm

    its interesting, kip it up

  37. lizzy
    October 23, 2015 at 6:10 pm

    very funny

  38. bose
    October 27, 2015 at 7:15 pm

    LOLZ

  39. Anonymous
    November 1, 2015 at 9:30 am

    Akpos u 2 wowo pass obasanjo. u wan kill person with joke. nawa 4 u

  40. melody
    November 6, 2015 at 4:52 pm

    It’s nt her fault sh needs a standin miror, u can contribut 2 buy her one,as 4 alex bad market.

  41. JESUS'FAME
    November 6, 2015 at 8:55 pm

    THATS NICE

  42. JESUS'FAME
    November 6, 2015 at 8:57 pm

    LOLS

  43. Anonymous
    November 7, 2015 at 12:17 pm

    Akpos u are 10much,I love u

  44. December 11, 2015 at 12:42 pm

    d joke is okay

  45. Anonymous
    February 8, 2016 at 5:09 am

    all good keep it up

  46. Wisdom allu
    February 8, 2016 at 6:45 pm

    Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! I’ll never stop laughing,hahahahahahahahahaha,i laugh like a mad manhahahahahaha

  47. anene okechukwu
    February 13, 2016 at 1:04 pm

    u no go kill me with laf ooo

  48. NG baby
    February 14, 2016 at 8:44 pm

    Akpos na u biko

  49. penchy
    February 18, 2016 at 11:25 pm

    Huh

  50. natasha
    February 21, 2016 at 1:33 pm

    Wow Apors u be de real guy 4 here abeg make joke with debby

  51. LUKA B
    February 29, 2016 at 11:01 pm

    WHY AKPOS DAY LOUGH

  52. March 1, 2016 at 2:11 pm

    gals no won knw guy condsion

  53. Anonymous
    March 5, 2016 at 11:43 am

    na was ooo

  54. Anonymous
    March 15, 2016 at 8:57 pm

    hilarious

  55. Haryolah samuel
    March 20, 2016 at 11:36 pm

    I dey feel u o my guy jst kip movin

  56. diamond
    March 26, 2016 at 9:46 pm

    I dey feel u oo @ akpos keep it up

  57. stargirl
    April 12, 2016 at 12:15 am

    funy jokes sha ur wife g die bcos of laugh

  58. April 15, 2016 at 9:06 am

    nyce keep doing dats vry lolz

  59. PRINCIPAL
    April 15, 2016 at 2:57 pm

    NICE AND CUTE SO FUNNY

  60. Sunday
    May 1, 2016 at 11:14 pm

    lolz apkos is too much

  61. Bimpe
    May 16, 2016 at 12:22 am

    Keep it up nice one

  62. jan
    June 9, 2016 at 12:01 pm

    haaaa

  63. Mallam
    June 27, 2016 at 8:02 am

    very funny. especially the one of struggling for fish head at 40

  64. July 17, 2016 at 11:50 am

    hahahahaha very funy cam’t stop lafing hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

  65. Syrax
    July 21, 2016 at 12:30 pm

    Akpos, it’s nt 4nny. Try again nex time oooooo:p:*

  66. Syrax
    July 21, 2016 at 12:36 pm

    Akpos post more jokes make i laugh tire

  67. Willy Gold
    August 18, 2016 at 2:39 pm

    Ehhhh! Akpos No Let Me laf die ohhhhh. Kip rollin my bros

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  69. temilade ronke
    October 7, 2016 at 7:50 pm

    god wil save u from al dis jokes.

  70. December 15, 2016 at 8:02 pm

    Laf No Go Killer Me

  71. #King of boy's#
    June 10, 2017 at 3:43 pm

    Dis dude is wacko*lolz

  72. *BARBIE POSH*
    June 12, 2017 at 10:31 pm

    AKPOS RULES ABEG

  73. Ismail
    June 21, 2017 at 12:14 am

    Always Keeping Me Happy When Am Bored

  74. unknown
    July 16, 2017 at 2:46 pm

    a splendid joke.
    but l blame John bull and others.
    l also blame the teacher for scolding the two pupils.
    l blame Akpos.

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