Wale: I saw the strap of your bra..
TEACHER JANET: Wale!! Getout!, no class for u 4 a week!.
Johnbull started laughing
TEACHER JANET: Why did u laugh??
Johnbull : i saw both straps of your bra
TEACHER JANET: GETOUT, no class 4 u for 1 month!..
..Teacher JANET bends down 2 pick chalk & Akpos started walking out of the class
TEACHER JANET: KAYBEE, why are you going out?
Akpos : di tin wey i see now ma, I think my school days are over!!!!!…Ojigbijigbi
Naija Tori words of wisdom
If @40 you still de your fathers house de stryggle for fish head with your siblings. Make you sabi say ya village witch is fanning herself with ya picture
Just because ee don finish for ur mouth doesnt mean our mouths are identical
Just because poly dey do practical, e no means say dem get scientist o.
The Most Romantic word u can say to gals of nowadays is: “Send your Account Number”…. 🙂
X MAS Wahala
Ugochukwu’s Phone is ringing…
Ugochukwu: hey baby how are u?
Baby: Am not fine oh
ugochukwu: Ah wat’s wrong baby?
Baby: I need #25,OOO for all my Christmas
ugochukwu: This is ugo’s voicemail. Press 1 to
call, Press 2 to call back later, Press 3 to drop a