Death came to a guy and said,”My guy, today is your day”
Guy : “But I’m not ready!”.
Then death said, “Well your name is the next on my list”.
Guy : “Okay why don’t you take a seat and I will get you something to eat before we go?”.
Then death said, “All right ”
The guy gave death some food with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.
The guy took the list & removed his name from top of the list and put into the bottom of the list.
When death woke up he said to the guy, “Because you have been very nice to me, so I will start from the BOTTOM of the list”
(Hey ! e be like say one winch dey sing im name for village)
Oga Doctor !!
A Journalist to a Doctor of a mental hospital & the following conversation ensued :
Journalist : How do you determine to admit a patient or not ?
Doctor : Well, we first fill a bathtub with water till the top.
We then give a teaspoon, a glass cup and a bucket to the patient and ask him/her to empty the bathtub.
Journalist : Obviously a normal person would use the Bucket because it’s bigger.
Doctor : No, you’re stupid! A normal person would pull the DRAIN PLUG! Nurse, admit this idiot in Ward 7.
Doctor: I regret to tell you that you
have a brain tumor.
Mr. AKPORS: (jumps in joy) YES!!!!
Doctor: Did you get what
I just told you?
Mr. Akpors: Yes of course, do you think I’m dumb?
Doctor: Then why are you so
happy instead of being sad?
Mr. Akpors: It’s a thing of joy to me cos everyone
says i have no brain but atleast now this proves
that I have a brain….