Naija Jokes- Dem Dey Call You For Village?


If one malee dey use spoon dey turn you round inside pot!
1 –> If you download anything from the internet and it fails at 90%.
2 –> If you buy a phone at 50K today and the next day the price drops to 25K.
3 –> You go to the restaurant on your first date, and after eating fish, the bone chokes u!
4 –> After working  for 30days, you get fired without salary.
5 –> If you take expo to the exam hall and you can’t understand your own handwriting.
6 –> If u chike a girl, take her to your room for action and Junior does not stand.
7 –> If after using a strong heavy perfume, your body odour still remains stronger than RAID!
8 –> If after photoshopping your picture, you still look ugly.
9 –> If you Break-up with your Boyfriend and he wins 100M the next day.
10 –> If the person you were cursing out in traffic turns out to be the one interviewing you for a Job.
11 –> If you lied to Armed Robbers that you don’t have a phone, then the phone ringz with dis tune (Chop my money..I don’t care…)


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6 comments for “Naija Jokes- Dem Dey Call You For Village?

  1. December 11, 2015 at 12:03 pm

    D joke funny die. I wan laugh comot my teeth

  2. Rukky
    January 8, 2016 at 11:03 am

    Lolz! Feeling better nw:-D

    November 14, 2016 at 11:35 pm


  4. April 22, 2017 at 3:05 pm

    Nice one

  5. May 6, 2017 at 4:22 pm

    this joke is fantastic

  6. chidera alisichukwu
    June 4, 2017 at 6:42 pm

    really nice joke

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