Naija Jokes – Churches In Warri (LWKMD!!)

I went to warri recently if you see name of churches, ha! my broda even Satan self dey fear. Make I  yarn una:yo u’ll see something like this.

{1} SATAN UR OWN DON KPAFUKA EVANGELICA MINISTRY

{2} Operation carry devil nack for ground bible ministry.

{3} The atomic bomb bible brigadia barack ministry *aka* shoot d devil make im eye clear.

{4}Ssatan wetin we do you evangelical church of God.*aka* Satan leave us alone.

{5} Operation no look Uche face biblical church of Christ.*aka* slap Satan face ministry.

{6} Pay your tithe and offering church of God.*aka* pay ur tithe n win generator gospeler.

{7} Satan if you try me, you go hear ween prayer ministry

{8} Satan chop make i chop bible assemble *aka* we no dey find Satan trouble ministry.

The next name shock me no be small ….. . . . .

Bokoharam prayer ministry devil u go fear. Hey!! Warrrriii!!! we hail oo

 

 

9ja road don dey make fowl buy canvas 4 treaking….

chicken canvas

 

5 comments for “Naija Jokes – Churches In Warri (LWKMD!!)

  1. February 13, 2016 at 9:06 am

    I stand cneivctod and in tears. Although cneivctod, praise Him that I am not condemned. I can repent and change my direction. Praying today that I approach every relationship, every touch with a stranger, every phone conversation with Jesus’ heart one that respects each of His children, loves and cherishes them and their purpose here, and a desire to serve them as Jesus did with the goal of fulfilling His purpose for ME while I am here. Thanks for the Godsmack.

  2. Anonymous
    August 14, 2016 at 10:41 pm

    Chei Una Go Kil Person O

  3. September 8, 2016 at 10:23 am

    very funny

  4. Anonymous
    October 9, 2016 at 9:35 am

    so funny

  5. Anonymous
    April 25, 2017 at 5:23 pm

    not funny

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