Naija Jokes- Bulletproof Jeep

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Mallam Zubir bought a #20 million bullet proof jeep.  He travelled from Abuja to kano and he was acosted by armed robber.  They opened fire on the vehicle and all the bullets bounced off.  Mallam rained abuses on thee bandits;  ”shege!, dan iska!!, dan burouba!!!”.

The armed bandits shouted that they couldnt hear him so Mallam rolled down the glass so that they could hear him….

He was buried Last Week

 

Friends On Facebook

Mary was in a traffic and signalled to a beggar; I’ve seen you somewhere, you look so familiar. The beggar laughed and said; Madam, we are Friends on Facebook. Yekpa!!Foot in Mouth

2 comments for “Naija Jokes- Bulletproof Jeep

  1. Sandra
    January 8, 2016 at 11:30 am

    Lols:D

  2. February 13, 2016 at 9:16 am

    A former steudnt of theWesley Girls High Schoolin the Central Region, MsAnn Abena AntwiwaaSakyi, has emerged thebest candidate in theMay/June 2011 WestAfrican Senior SchoolCertificate Examination(WASSCE) out of the149,172 candidates whosat for the exam.She was also named asthe best in the whole ofWest Africa and willrepresent Ghana in thisyeare28099s 60th AnnualCouncil Meeting to beheld in Abuja, Nigeria.Ms Sakyi, 20, wasadjudged the bestcandidate in the GeneralScience programme andreceived US$550 and twocertificates for his awardwhile, Mr Hameed Irbasof the Mfantsipim Schooland Ms Elikplim Ahiable,Wesley Girls SHS awardedas the second and thirdrespectively with eachreceiving $250 and $200a certificate.Other award winners areJanet Makafui, a formersteudnt of Ho OLA SHS,who was named bestcandidate in General Artsprogramme and MrRobert Adjie, an oldsteudnt of Accra Academywho was adjudged bestcandidate in the Businessprogramme.They all receivedcertificates and plaquesto their alma mater.

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