Naija Jokes- Boko Haram , Bingo & My Beans

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Dem say boko haramĀ don poison beans and i buy half bag for house. From di one wey i cook, i giv my dog ‘bingo’ make e first test am, 45mins lata bingo stil dey waka, I dey jolly den i eat my own. Afta i eat finish, my gateman run come tel me say bingo don die, hey! I run enta houseĀ and drink full gallon of palm oil for my belle. I dey tink my life come outside, my gateman com dey tell me say di driver wey kill bingo wan come beg me. If na u, wetin u go do di gateman?

82 comments for “Naija Jokes- Boko Haram , Bingo & My Beans

  1. Anonymous
    June 10, 2014 at 9:10 pm

    i go kill him

  2. omhojaff
    June 22, 2014 at 10:28 am

    Very interesting jokess

  3. gud
    July 1, 2014 at 4:22 pm

    nt bd

  4. Anonymous
    July 14, 2014 at 3:10 pm

    maka i go bite am

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  8. ola
    December 31, 2014 at 1:39 am

    I go give am money

  9. Anonymous
    January 7, 2015 at 12:32 am

    I go faint

  10. Olawizzy
    January 25, 2015 at 9:15 am

    Omo i go first go pog all dose food i go cum dy well

  11. legend
    April 4, 2015 at 11:51 am

    Comment *i go knock im head eh

  12. Anonymous
    April 26, 2015 at 5:48 pm

    lolz i go deal wit am eh

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  14. Anonymous
    May 2, 2015 at 10:06 am

    I go force am to take 1 galon of oil

  15. Anonymous
    May 29, 2015 at 3:27 pm

    Comment *funny

  16. khorhed
    June 14, 2015 at 11:49 pm

    Comment *i go deal with am wella

  17. Sunshine
    July 5, 2015 at 6:44 am

    Comment *i go kill am

  18. Isaac
    July 12, 2015 at 10:55 pm

    Comment *if na me i go ist treat my self b4 i con poison my gateman 4 real

  19. ibson
    July 14, 2015 at 8:35 am

    i see it as a mistake nd nobdy s abve mistak

  20. SILVER
    August 7, 2015 at 8:40 pm

    Comment *I GO 4GIV AM.

  21. johnny
    August 19, 2015 at 3:54 am

    i go teach am small leason after my medical treatments.

  22. james
    August 22, 2015 at 12:42 pm

    i no feel do any tin na hypertension wan kill am.

  23. Anonymous
    August 29, 2015 at 1:43 am

    i go destroy ham

  24. waydex
    September 3, 2015 at 1:32 pm

    I will let him dring small

  25. Anonymous
    September 11, 2015 at 12:37 pm

    i go sack him

  26. chinaza.maryjane
    September 15, 2015 at 3:34 pm

    igo beat am tire and he go drink dat palm oil

  27. chinaza.maryjane
    September 15, 2015 at 3:36 pm

    i go beat rubbish 4 in body and he go drink dat palm oil with me nonsense

  28. chinaza.maryjane
    September 15, 2015 at 3:37 pm

    i go kill am

  29. Marvellous
    September 15, 2015 at 10:39 pm

    Me,i go sit down laf b4 action take place

  30. September 29, 2015 at 12:18 am

    if ma me ooo,i go punish and and Igo use his salary wey he collects to treat myself…..

  31. Queeneth
    September 30, 2015 at 4:43 pm

    I go beat nonsense comot 4 im body

  32. Queeneth
    September 30, 2015 at 4:43 pm

    I go beat nonsense comot 4 im body

  33. kolamalik
    October 5, 2015 at 1:10 pm

    I go chop im father…….. in short I go do am strong thing

  34. Anonymous
    October 7, 2015 at 4:23 pm

    I go bitam blu and blak

  35. patience
    October 9, 2015 at 8:51 pm

    I go knock he head first, den I go use him salary take celebrate say no b poison I take

  36. Samuel
    October 15, 2015 at 11:56 pm

    I go forgive am make no do DAT nonsense again

  37. Samuel
    October 18, 2015 at 11:45 pm

    I no go spear his life

  38. Hephzzy
    October 30, 2015 at 11:07 am

    I go 4giv am cuz he had save me already even if poison dey in dat fud

  39. Anonymous
    November 1, 2015 at 5:08 pm

    i wil just kill him as the dog was being killed

  40. Shankoleen
    November 5, 2015 at 3:02 am

    Im sef go drink dat gallon of palm oil

  41. perpetual
    November 9, 2015 at 8:12 am

    Intrested jokes i lv it

  42. December 11, 2015 at 12:55 pm

    d man go folo me drink dat palm oil

  43. Anonymous
    December 17, 2015 at 6:36 pm

    in mama I go nearly want kill am

  44. Anonymous
    December 19, 2015 at 6:25 pm

    I go kil him ooo

  45. Mdj
    January 21, 2016 at 4:57 pm

    I will for give him becos he no do am why he know

  46. Anonymous
    February 3, 2016 at 1:51 pm

    interesting

  47. February 13, 2016 at 1:13 pm

    i go kill the gateman

  48. jessy jay
    February 18, 2016 at 3:34 pm

    i go pay

  49. February 18, 2016 at 10:14 pm

    I wil kiss u akpors

  50. natasha
    February 21, 2016 at 1:42 pm

    I will make him knw hw he was born de Beating dey give his mama

  51. March 1, 2016 at 2:00 pm

    i no go gv am salary 4 3 month

  52. Anonymous
    March 3, 2016 at 9:52 pm

    Strangle him 2 death

  53. Anonymous
    March 5, 2016 at 11:46 am

    I go telll am say make him drink 2 gallon of palm oil

  54. kofnyx
    March 10, 2016 at 11:03 am

    I go first relax den I go give am 2 gallons of Palm oil

  55. March 12, 2016 at 3:07 pm

    i go leave am

  56. HORLARTUNJI
    March 15, 2016 at 9:41 pm

    I-GO-BEAT-ALL-HIM-GENERATION-FORCE-DEM-DRINK-D-PALMOIL

  57. Tee Rose
    March 16, 2016 at 4:59 pm

    No wahala na him too go drink double of the palm oil wey i drink. Den e don finish

  58. CASSANDRA
    March 22, 2016 at 4:15 pm

    AS FOR ME I WILL FORGIVE HIM BECAUSE NO ONE IS PERFECT AND ABOVE MISTAKES

  59. rozzy
    April 4, 2016 at 12:39 am

    if na mio i go first trit my self after i go find beta bu dog con cage dem then i go costomize de gateman with big big bones…….

  60. Anonymous
    April 4, 2016 at 2:18 pm

    I go preach 4 am

  61. Anonymous
    April 11, 2016 at 10:54 pm

    I go go sleep

  62. williams
    April 13, 2016 at 4:14 pm

    I go beat am like mad…really funny shaaa…”Love u”

  63. Anonymous
    May 9, 2016 at 7:29 pm

    i wnt do anythin

  64. Bimpe
    May 22, 2016 at 9:43 pm

    I go kill am

  65. Victor
    June 2, 2016 at 8:47 pm

    Una u 4up pas

  66. Anonymous
    June 15, 2016 at 6:24 pm

    haha

  67. Benjamin chan
    June 19, 2016 at 11:30 am

    I will kill him

  68. Benjam mad
    June 19, 2016 at 11:32 am

    Jaja

  69. Anonymous
    June 27, 2016 at 9:19 pm

    i will not do anytin sef…i will blame myself 4 not understanding him bcoz its not d gate man fault sef

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    July 4, 2016 at 9:38 am

    i go 4give am

  71. July 11, 2016 at 8:51 pm

    Nothing!

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  73. Anonymous
    August 5, 2016 at 10:18 pm

    I will let him free because he dont know what is was, from the bigining

  74. August 17, 2016 at 6:08 pm

    I swear i go give d gm two gallon of oil make him drink

  75. Horlarjumorkey
    September 14, 2016 at 9:09 pm

    I go kill d gateman

  76. cystal rose
    October 22, 2016 at 3:33 am

    i go forgive am no be him fault sha….

  77. mark
    November 22, 2016 at 9:30 pm

    leave am with in palava

  78. Anonymous
    November 29, 2016 at 9:39 pm

    I go giv am grass mak im chop

  79. Anonymous
    May 4, 2017 at 6:56 pm

    i will not blame him bcus no one is abov mistake

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