Naija Jokes- Akpos & Teacher!

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For one school wey dey naija..

Teacher: The first son of Adam was named?..
Akpos: Adamu. Cool

Teacher: Akpos, assuming you were at a bus stop and boko-haram throws a bomb. What will you do?
Akpos: i will stop assuming…..

 

Teacher; what is a verb?

Akpos; a verb is a valve in a bicycle tyre

Teacher; what are u sayin?

Akpos; its a complete sentence sir

Teacher; are u mad?

Akpos; its a question sir

Teacher; dont be stupid

Akpos; its an advice sir

Teacher; stop that nonsence!

Akpos; its a command sir

Teacher; U are an idiot

Akpos; its an insult sir

Teacher; get out of my class!

Akpos; its an order sir

Teacher; oh goodness!,,, what a boy!,,,

Akpos; its an exclamation sir

Teacher; may God hav mercy on U

Akpos; its a prayer sir

…. the teacher fainted!!

39 comments for “Naija Jokes- Akpos & Teacher!

  1. Anonymous
    March 1, 2015 at 6:30 am

    de guy try

  2. Anonymous
    March 19, 2015 at 10:32 pm

    y teacher faint? no be im fault

  3. Jane
    April 18, 2015 at 11:04 am

    Akpors Ur Plan 2 KILL ME LAUGHTER WILL NOT WORK

  4. April 18, 2015 at 11:40 am

    abhi ooo, na d teacher’s fault nw….

  5. umrany
    April 23, 2015 at 7:05 pm

    Comment *apkos try ooio

  6. umrany
    April 23, 2015 at 7:08 pm

    Comment * yr 2much akpos

  7. mujaheed
    June 2, 2015 at 6:59 pm

    hhhh vry funny akpos i kno u can
    du better dan dat

  8. Temilade
    June 7, 2015 at 4:31 pm

    Comment *make akpos wake d teacher up oo cos na she start am

  9. Rit
    July 23, 2015 at 8:02 pm

    Comment *akpos u want kill am.

  10. YOUNG B.J
    August 2, 2015 at 8:05 pm

    Akpos u no go kill person

  11. george
    August 7, 2015 at 9:48 am

    Comment *dryyyyyyyyyyyy

  12. lil fresh
    August 10, 2015 at 9:40 pm

    Help me ooooo my mum don die cos of akpos oooo

  13. ohams
    August 17, 2015 at 1:56 am

    Dis 1 dey sharp

  14. Kolawle
    September 2, 2015 at 9:08 am

    Na b question dat d teacher ask nas

  15. kan molar
    September 30, 2015 at 10:44 pm

    i don die ooo

  16. Jude
    October 30, 2015 at 11:29 am

    Akpos don make me laugh ooooo

  17. Luvtech
    November 12, 2015 at 2:50 pm

    gud joke, abi nw

  18. Joy
    December 12, 2015 at 1:39 pm

    Hey Akpos With Good Joke

  19. Skellon
    December 12, 2015 at 1:40 pm

    Na Akpos Fault

  20. Auto_dahbrain
    December 13, 2015 at 9:09 am

    Can’t just stop laughing.lol

  21. Anonymous
    December 18, 2015 at 2:36 pm

    Still laughing, lok

  22. DON FLEX FROSH
    January 2, 2016 at 6:35 pm

    I dey feel you Akpos

  23. Anonymous
    January 11, 2016 at 6:22 pm

    D Only I Lyke Akpos 4 Is Dat He Lyke Twisting Question

  24. Anonymous
    January 22, 2016 at 7:58 pm

    WHT A JOKE?

  25. Michael
    March 16, 2016 at 1:14 pm

    Am sure if akpos still continue, d teacher will surely wake up.

  26. Anonymous
    May 15, 2016 at 10:30 am

    Interesting u don make teacher faint.

  27. Anonymous
    June 3, 2016 at 9:30 pm

    NICE ONE AKPORS

  28. Anonymous
    July 18, 2016 at 4:11 pm

    akpos your own jokes pass joke sef

  29. Anonymous
    July 18, 2016 at 4:13 pm

    na wic kin akpos u sef be

  30. Immaculate
    July 22, 2016 at 3:42 pm

    Intresting i lv ur joke

  31. joemeckishy
    July 27, 2016 at 8:44 pm

    akpos u will nt kill me wif your funny jokes

  32. omobolaji
    September 3, 2016 at 9:52 pm

    lolz

  33. September 30, 2016 at 1:27 am

    Akpos e don do na

  34. temilade ronke
    October 7, 2016 at 7:39 pm

    veri funy

  35. Princess Joy
    November 10, 2016 at 5:07 pm

    He Is Too Funny, That He Made The Teacher Faint

  36. ISYCO LTD
    April 3, 2017 at 4:23 pm

    I NO GO DIE OH

  37. BADEST
    May 11, 2017 at 4:19 pm

    he is jst 2 much

  38. PSALM
    May 23, 2017 at 12:58 am

    I FAINTED ALSO

  39. SMATDO
    December 1, 2017 at 5:27 pm

    NA YOU FIT AM

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