Naija Jokes- Akpos Go Heaven LWKMD!

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Akpos died and went to heaven where he met Angel Micheal ..

Akpos: “So finally I make heaven after all the rubbish wey I do for life… Thank God for God Oooh!”

Angel Micheal: “Oya come enter ya room”

Akpos: “Bros Micheal, abeg wetin dey for downstairs cos di noise na DIE”

Angel Micheal: “Na hell fire be dat

Akpos: “I fit go peep?”

Angel Micheal: “No wahala but we go lock gate by 5pm so if you no quick come back you go just stay hell fire”

 

…Akpos goes to peep and there he sees all the celebrities that ever lived on earth clubbing and having a lot of fun. Akpos comes back by 4pm and…”

 

Angel Micheal speaks: “Nice to see you back early my son you are truly a son of God”

Akpos: “For where? I come pack my load before una Lock Heaven…Cool

42 comments for “Naija Jokes- Akpos Go Heaven LWKMD!

  1. ogokeh Chibuike
    July 7, 2014 at 7:49 pm

    ogokeh Chibuike

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  4. adegbayoolamide
    August 10, 2015 at 7:39 pm

    *nice jobs

  5. chinaza.maryjane
    September 15, 2015 at 3:40 pm

    dis is nonsense but funny

  6. chinaza.maryjane
    September 15, 2015 at 3:41 pm

    nonsense but funny

  7. Idiot
    September 22, 2015 at 5:53 pm

    Eda

  8. Samuel
    October 18, 2015 at 11:42 pm

    Akpos dey mad ni o dnt mind him.

  9. Henry
    November 25, 2015 at 4:24 am

    lol

  10. December 21, 2015 at 10:37 am

    Hahaha Akpos will not kill me ooh

  11. Rukky
    January 8, 2016 at 3:54 pm

    So funny!

  12. January 29, 2016 at 1:23 am

    I like this

  13. natasha
    February 21, 2016 at 1:39 pm

    Kute joke

  14. Anonymous
    February 24, 2016 at 10:52 pm

    Hahahahahahaha funny

  15. March 1, 2016 at 2:14 pm

    even if e go heavin baba god go ponish am wit food

  16. sambarron
    March 11, 2016 at 5:09 pm

    d guy prefer grooving for hell pass heaven, complete fool!!!

  17. Tee Rose
    March 16, 2016 at 5:01 pm

    lol

  18. Goodness chukwu
    March 17, 2016 at 1:57 am

    Ajpors u are nt serious diz isnt a joke at all… Shew complete nonsense i hate diz joke most

  19. March 23, 2016 at 1:28 am

    funny

  20. onyinye okafor
    March 26, 2016 at 12:29 pm

    very funny

  21. AKPORS
    April 7, 2016 at 12:49 am

    Am funny

  22. April 7, 2016 at 3:09 pm

    LUST OF THE EYE DE WORRY AM

  23. Olamide
    April 14, 2016 at 12:50 am

    Can’t stop laughing

  24. April 14, 2016 at 12:51 am

    Funny indeed haha

  25. April 20, 2016 at 11:48 pm

    Indeed vry funny

  26. Bimpe
    May 16, 2016 at 12:25 am

    Cute, nice,u re too much keep moving

  27. joemeckishy
    June 4, 2016 at 11:03 pm

    he prefer merryment and enjoyment more than any other thing ..sorry for e’m

  28. charlett
    June 27, 2016 at 9:26 pm

    mumu ….i dnt even knw wot 2 say 4 dat akpos sef

  29. GRACE
    July 3, 2016 at 4:54 pm

    its ok but not too funny

  30. PAYSON
    July 6, 2016 at 10:31 am

    FOOLISH BUT FUNNY

  31. July 9, 2016 at 10:04 pm

    pls don’t joke with heaven

  32. July 9, 2016 at 10:05 pm

    don’t joke with heaven plz

  33. sunday abiodun
    July 29, 2016 at 1:27 am

    some hw funny

  34. Skai
    September 5, 2016 at 2:07 am

    Idiot

  35. September 19, 2016 at 7:12 pm

    Lwkmd,,, hahahaha nawa oo

  36. mary
    November 28, 2016 at 7:19 pm

    lol funny

  37. January 31, 2017 at 6:38 pm

    AKPOOO.,….S.LOL

  38. Emmanuel
    March 20, 2017 at 11:04 pm

    U re 2 funny

  39. dorobushi
    March 29, 2017 at 4:28 pm

    God is watching u

  40. Adunitemi akintoye
    April 7, 2017 at 7:15 pm

    U are mad,foolish and crazy

  41. April 7, 2017 at 7:17 pm

    U are mad,foolish and crazy

  42. Anonymous
    June 13, 2017 at 1:29 pm

    funy

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