Naija Jokes- Akpos Baba

naija joke

A class teacher in naija dey instructs his students 2 each stand up and make a short poem about thier name and what they’d like 2 do in future.

The first to start is Usman, ha said..

USMAN; my name is usman
I will grow up and be a man
I will like to go to japan
if I can, if I can

The 2nd student is a girl named Candy, she said..

CANDY; my name is candy
I will grow up and be a lady
and i will like 2 have a baby
if i can, if i can

and finally there is Akpos, the original naija guyg, he said..

Akpos; my name is Akpos
I will grow up 2 be a man
to hell with japan
am going to help candy with her plan
i know i can , i know i can…Matrix

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46 comments for “Naija Jokes- Akpos Baba

  1. Anonymous
    May 4, 2015 at 10:49 pm

    oshey

  2. Ijslimxzy
    May 30, 2015 at 10:41 am

    Buhahahahahaha C rhythm akpos welldon abeg *

  3. deborah
    July 6, 2015 at 8:14 pm

    Comment *bad boy

  4. Anonymous
    July 12, 2015 at 5:25 pm

    Comment *stupid

  5. Anonymous
    July 17, 2015 at 12:29 am

    Comment *wise guy

  6. Anonymous
    July 21, 2015 at 12:48 am

    Comment *gud one

  7. Anonymous
    July 25, 2015 at 8:55 pm

    Comment *gr8

  8. Nic
    August 3, 2015 at 1:06 pm

    Comment *Nice one

  9. Olasubomi
    August 7, 2015 at 5:12 pm

    Foolish and funny guy. Comment *

  10. SILVER
    August 7, 2015 at 9:02 pm

    Comment *FUNNY U

  11. emma
    August 17, 2015 at 1:07 am

    Commwent *

  12. emma
    August 17, 2015 at 1:09 am

    Comment * well done boy

  13. Anonymous
    August 17, 2015 at 3:33 pm

    Comment *intelligent mugu

  14. natashia
    September 1, 2015 at 12:39 am

    Bad boy plz dnt spoil my dorh

  15. Anonymous
    September 5, 2015 at 2:36 pm

    Chai akpors nah go kill person

  16. chinaza.maryjane
    September 15, 2015 at 3:49 pm

    abeg akpos u dey try

  17. Anonymous
    October 5, 2015 at 8:50 pm

    lolzzz

  18. Anonymous
    October 20, 2015 at 3:55 pm

    Hahaha dis boi no go kill persin o

  19. Anonymous
    October 20, 2015 at 10:59 pm

    gud

  20. Anonymous
    November 10, 2015 at 4:07 pm

    9x one akpos u help 2 of dem nq

  21. Anonymous
    December 2, 2015 at 8:10 pm

    very nyc

  22. December 11, 2015 at 1:00 pm

    akpors na correct guy

  23. Auto_dahbrain
    December 13, 2015 at 9:04 am

    Akpos baddest ryhmatic guy, cant laugh alone…lol

  24. haybee
    December 18, 2015 at 11:33 pm

    chai . akpops nah bad guy

  25. Sandra
    January 8, 2016 at 11:10 am

    😀 funny guy

  26. March 1, 2016 at 2:19 pm

    AKPOS na me u resemble jawe but i don stop am

  27. KOLA
    March 16, 2016 at 4:32 pm

    BAD JOKE

  28. Tee Rose
    March 16, 2016 at 5:03 pm

    Baddest guy. Help candy jawe na watin ur mind tell u be that.

  29. April 9, 2016 at 11:44 am

    very funny

  30. winnie
    April 28, 2016 at 9:09 pm

    i don laugh tire

  31. Victor
    June 2, 2016 at 8:55 pm

    Guy u 2 correct

  32. berry icez
    June 13, 2016 at 3:32 pm

    gud 1

  33. VIVIAN
    June 16, 2016 at 10:38 am

    Lolx

  34. charlett
    June 27, 2016 at 9:30 pm

    apkos ….i pride of u **nice

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  36. Anonymous
    August 14, 2016 at 5:00 pm

    lol…….gud boy

  37. September 30, 2016 at 1:23 am

    😂 Hahahahahaha

  38. temilade ronke
    October 7, 2016 at 7:32 pm

    funny guy

  39. gift
    December 3, 2016 at 9:44 am

    Spoilt brat

  40. opemipo
    December 3, 2016 at 9:31 pm

    i is priding for u(very gud of u akpos)

  41. February 19, 2017 at 10:42 pm

    U be baba 4all my favourite comedian keep it on boy

  42. mark
    February 24, 2017 at 5:20 pm

    not funny

  43. mark
    February 24, 2017 at 5:26 pm

    hear this
    I saw a laptop of 97k I borrowed 50k from dad and 50k from mum after buying it I gave dad 1k and 1k to mum and I kept the remaining 1k
    49k+49k=98k+1k=99k
    where is the remaining 1k

  44. Emperor
    March 15, 2017 at 1:05 pm

    U 3much baddeeeeees Akpos

  45. April 16, 2017 at 8:45 am

    waw dat x so funny

  46. April 16, 2017 at 8:46 am

    I need most of yr fun jokes

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